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STREET BONER 942

The perfect date if you still miss your grandpa like crazy.

This entry was posted on 10.20.09 at 9:04 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

18 Comments

lol@u Says:

never knew my grandpas but FUCK FEDORAS

10.20.09 at 11:09 am
Zippy Says:

She reminds me of Boy George with that outfit and pose.

10.20.09 at 11:43 am
YEP Says:

YEP BOY GEORGE PANTS

10.20.09 at 12:23 pm
ew Says:

haha ur grandpas dead! sucka!

10.20.09 at 2:05 pm
bolo Says:

…or if you like boinking hobos.

10.20.09 at 2:30 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

She would look hot in some American App!

10.20.09 at 3:10 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

she looks like she has a stealth ass. one thats unremarkable in clothing but WHAM its there when she’s walking around in your shirt

10.20.09 at 4:06 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

see: val

10.20.09 at 4:08 pm
Samo Says:

And always wanted a bj from him

10.20.09 at 6:45 pm
sumptuous i t'aint Says:

i suspect there’s a banging body underneath all that high school drama star get up.

10.20.09 at 8:43 pm
KITTEH Says:

Ugh, what is WRONG with this girl (re: most young people)

10.20.09 at 9:22 pm
Floating Monk Says:

The empire frowns on your sense of nostalgia, however I will indulge it by imagining her unclothed breasts, scented with jasmine, pressed against my back as we enjoy an electric waterfall, sensual synth-driven pop music, champagne, and a foursome in a Las Vegas hotel penthouse, secretly funded by the government.

10.21.09 at 5:40 am
imyar Says:

fast ashlee simpson lets hang!

10.21.09 at 12:01 pm
imyar Says:

FAT FAT i meant

10.21.09 at 12:02 pm
psyko Says:

shes hot and that is all that matters for the pic

10.21.09 at 6:47 pm
Erik Archer Says:

This girl’s style reminds me of that movie with Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock. Maybe it’s because they both suck.

10.21.09 at 9:22 pm
rawr282 Says:

she is so hot

10.22.09 at 4:18 am
Stale Fish Says:

I though Blossom was a science geek now, not a hipster?

10.29.09 at 9:39 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

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STREET BONER 1124

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