Just when you thought the whole thing couldn’t get any better, she made her eyes skies.

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27 Comments
  1. Fetus Swayze Says:

    I’d love to get my hands on her Hello Kitty paraphernalia.


  2. tinyfrogs Says:

    too small, assholes! can’t see her fuckin eyes without squinting like an idiot, especially since the morning caffeine is still kicking in.


  3. a4awesome Says:

    skies?! hahaha

    but there is so many different patterns going on. The plaid bag is overkill.


  4. imyar Says:

    she’s a good one.


  5. UnCLEDADDY Says:

    I’d love to say Hello™ to her Kitty®.


  6. JayStrut Says:

    she’s too pretty to be wearing such a hideous outfit.


  7. kure kure takora Says:

    waaay too much garbage going on here, sorry.


  8. dry rub Says:

    ehh, not feeling the whole neon thighs hobo steez


  9. no. thanks. Says:

    i want to touch her booty butt cheeks


  10. cephalod Says:

    i liker her.


  11. Floating Monk Says:

    I can’t tell if she’s giving “you’re kinda cute,” eyes, or “are you fucking kidding me?” eyes.


  12. Squidbrains Says:

    She’s cute but that dress (?) looks like a baseball windbreaker or one of those nasty Surf Style iridescent garbage bags circa 1993.


  13. bolo Says:

    Remember that short ugly dude that digs the grave for Kiddo in Kill Bill, and says to Bills brother, “meh, I seen better!”? That’s how I picture commenters.


  14. the realist Says:

    GROSS


  15. Professor Mudbutt Says:

    This is where spermatozoon go when they die.


  16. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    Longer, straighter, less of a jew-fro hair would make her a 10. she’s an 8.5 tops


  17. My Boner Says:

    hair? she has hair?


  18. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Patternpalooza!


  19. amber Says:

    yuck, too many patterns. fuck the tights and bag.


  20. ZIppy Says:

    That whole outfit is a mess, she should just stand there nude.


  21. cephalod Says:

    she looks comfortable.


  22. tus papa Says:

    THIS IS A TEN? IM DISTURBED.


  23. poo Says:

    i thought her tights were my eyes fucking up, then i realised they were just ugly.
    shes wearing pink and red together.


  24. Pussy Tastemaker Says:

    A look that says “I’m feeling a little bipolar and like to fuck. If don’t get me, you are probably too uptight to fuck me properly.”


  25. unicycle Says:

    cute


  26. KITTEH Says:

    haha whaaaaaa?…
    This is “sexy” to you Gavin?
    A 10?
    REALLY?
    hahaha weird.


  27. Ackbar Says:

    she is lacking in pattern diversity. i am lacking in humor.


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