There’s a certain look girls get when they’re wasted where you know you’re either going to get punched in the face or sucked in the cock.

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29 Comments
  1. homeless. Says:

    hahahahahahah. if there was a drunk dictionary this pic would illustrate the definition of MANGLED! which way is that chick going?


  2. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    I think you’ll get lazily sucked in the cock first, and then tearfully punched in the face second.


  3. Zippy Says:

    What kind of dance is that?

    The Funky Tina Fey?


  4. homeless. Says:

    I think you’ll get lazily sucked in the cock first, and then tearfully punched in the face second.

    haha


  5. dwayne stain Says:

    that’s more like it mate
    funniest sb in months
    wow i have to take a shit


  6. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Pulling partially digested chunks out of your crack.


  7. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    Give her another kitty, sir.


  8. dolphin sex Says:

    another kittie.
    and a larger image!


  9. huge douche Says:

    humorous!


  10. Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    She is pretty cute. You probably won’t get a coherent thought from her for a week, but when you look good like this, what’s to think about?

    Tarzan’s Jane there on the left would do well to put some shoes on. Who wants to take a girl home and a major part of foreplay is washing the nightclub off her feet?


  11. bob Says:

    this is vintage mcinnes. well done.


  12. myMOM'Sfat Says:

    i’d hit it and never quit it(she’d quit me first) Sorta has a gigantic though. ma ce la vita


  13. cuntybaws Says:

    Tres droll!


  14. bolo Says:

    she looks like she just broke her own neck.


  15. Cunty Baws Says:

    She looks eccied out her nut.


  16. Fetus Swayze Says:

    Is this a congressman’s ex-intern?


  17. Squidbrains Says:

    ha. she’s been possessed by techno-demons. She needs the sweet gospel of Rock to exorcise her soul…


  18. Maxwel Says:

    booooo this chick sucks. I dated her for, like, 4 months in ‘07. Once, I made her take me to the Triple Rock to see Modern Life Is War and she started crying when d.e.a.d.r.a.m.o.n.e.s. came on..not because shes a fan. cause she was fucking petrified.


  19. cephalod Says:

    ew, look at her hand…

    it freaks me out.


  20. teenagewizard Says:

    she looks keyed out, and not in the i’ll take you home and slather my cock in vaseline and then do a cartwheel over a giant line of coke and make u feel real good by fucking u in the ass, way


  21. yup Says:

    She’s either doing the Elaine dance, or she’s actually a Japanese girl with major face surgery.


  22. chunk Says:

    i’m in love


  23. Uncle Josh Says:

    Huge bush, guaranteed.


  24. KITTEH Says:

    Uncle Wah Wah Says:

    Who wants to take a girl home and a major part of foreplay is washing the nightclub off her feet?

    BARF.


  25. Chinchilla Says:

    Uncle Josh hah ha good call!


  26. dr.pop Says:

    she looks like an action man who’s just been pulled out of a toy box .


  27. cuntvomit Says:

    Nice, before I read the comment I was thinking to myself,”She has that scary drunken look in her eyes that leads to strange things.” And by golly, you wrote what I was thinking. Those creepy, drunken eyes. Sometimes they’ll even get that lazy eye going(shivers). Shit’s going down with those eyes.


  28. jr Says:

    bugs bunny siezure. shes a keeper


  29. Anonymous Says:

    you just know someone’s getting laid tonight…


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