STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 949

So the pigeon-toed stance got so much flack, you decided to start your own one by borrowing from the midgets? Your effort receives an A.

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15 Comments

Uncle Wah Wah Says:

God, even the attractive smokers are herded into the alley like hoboes to have a cigarette? This society has gotten way too vigilant about tobacco.

10.23.09 at 2:05 pm
bolo Says:

WHOA, “midgets”? What are we in the 1960’s?

10.23.09 at 2:26 pm
Jake Says:

Bolo? That’s clearly a midget name. In the 1960’s, we’d still call you a midget.

10.23.09 at 2:46 pm
Squidbrains Says:

the pose does somehow make her arms look disproportionately longer than her ‘lil legs. And I want a closer look at those sweet chucks!

10.23.09 at 3:30 pm
Sal Says:

She could represent my lollipop kid.

10.23.09 at 4:43 pm
scrib Says:

Most streetboners look disproportioned. Shot from the top down with a wide angle lens. This is the price you pay from having the shoes in frame: big head, small feet.

10.23.09 at 5:57 pm
winston Says:

yeah, don’t about 95% of all streetboners look like this? my eyes have gotten so used to looking down my nose at people at this point.

10.23.09 at 6:53 pm
peepoo Says:

Flak.

10.23.09 at 8:32 pm
Dead Swayze Says:

Milk fed. Yummm

10.23.09 at 11:24 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

That is how I stand right before I blow a$$!

10.24.09 at 2:50 pm
POOKLES Says:

WHY IS THIS TWIZZLER DICK HERE?

10.25.09 at 4:22 am
POOKLES Says:

** DICK SUCCKA

10.25.09 at 4:23 am
unicycle Says:

idk but she’s cute

10.25.09 at 2:35 pm
cunt rod Says:

I don’t get it.. is that how midgets stand.. I have my mind blown, yep there it goooes

10.25.09 at 5:23 pm
Floating Monk Says:

The return of tights has been one of the more stirring fashion statements of these last few years. Stirring for my penis that is.

10.26.09 at 9:53 am

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