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Why is Beyoncé’s hair made from spending thousands of dollars stitching Asian women’s dyed blonde hair into her own already-straightened afro? What’s so evil about a ‘fro?

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This entry was posted on 10.27.09 at 2:30 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

24 Comments

MEFFUD MAN Says:

WORD THE FUCK UP.
WORK WITH WHAT GOT GAVE YOU.
NO DOUBT.

10.27.09 at 2:37 pm
kure kure takora Says:

you’re getting soft with those flip flops

10.27.09 at 2:43 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

No Doubt is shite!

10.27.09 at 2:50 pm
Wack-boy Says:

Skinny girl needs to eat a Hoagie or two.

10.27.09 at 3:03 pm
POOKLES Says:

I have a dictionary that doesn’t include the word “afro.”

10.27.09 at 3:06 pm
famke's jannsen Says:

c’mon, sweetheart. eat a burger.

10.27.09 at 3:15 pm
Jorge Lúcaz Says:

I think she’s naturally “chicken-head” skinny.

10.27.09 at 3:52 pm
no. thanks. Says:

wow. last time you did this in V-mag people were jumping down throats.

10.27.09 at 3:55 pm
Dork Says:

Age will take care of the skinny. She’s cute and sassy!

10.27.09 at 3:55 pm
Floating Monk Says:

Vogue intern, while menstruating. Her thought bubble: “What are these middle class shitbags up to now?”

10.27.09 at 4:41 pm
PUFF PUFF GIVE Says:

beyonsce is white dumbass.. she just got a coo coo carmello tanny pu

10.27.09 at 4:43 pm
sp Says:

‘Fro? Not evil at all. Flip-flops? Puuure evil. I guess they balance out?

10.27.09 at 4:46 pm
rosina Says:

this chick looks like an ugly fifi dobson.

10.27.09 at 5:42 pm
Wack-boy Says:

I dream of licking Beyonce’s ass (doye)

10.27.09 at 5:53 pm
ew Says:

i like the widows peak/fro. she looks like bride of blackula.

10.27.09 at 6:02 pm
poo-say Says:

Preach street carnage preach.

10.27.09 at 8:11 pm
the noose Says:

’so i gave her my OWN ride’

10.27.09 at 9:26 pm
cephalod Says:

fuck the flip flops for real.

10.28.09 at 12:55 am
Anonymous Says:

quite nice.

10.28.09 at 2:36 am
c roco Says:

dime piece yo

10.28.09 at 10:05 am
Gil Gerard Says:

Kid ‘N Play has groupies?

10.28.09 at 11:05 am
Zippy Says:

I bought one just like her at a flea market in Jersey. Only $5 but it had a piece broken off.

10.28.09 at 11:09 am
cephalod Says:

Meh.

10.29.09 at 12:07 am
duh Says:

beyonce wears wigs!!

10.30.09 at 12:58 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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