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Why is Beyoncé’s hair made from spending thousands of dollars stitching Asian women’s dyed blonde hair into her own already-straightened afro? What’s so evil about a ‘fro?

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24 Comments
  1. MEFFUD MAN Says:

    WORD THE FUCK UP.
    WORK WITH WHAT GOT GAVE YOU.
    NO DOUBT.


    10.27.09 at 2:37 pm
  2. kure kure takora Says:

    you’re getting soft with those flip flops


    10.27.09 at 2:43 pm
  3. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    No Doubt is shite!


    10.27.09 at 2:50 pm
  4. Wack-boy Says:

    Skinny girl needs to eat a Hoagie or two.


    10.27.09 at 3:03 pm
  5. POOKLES Says:

    I have a dictionary that doesn’t include the word “afro.”


    10.27.09 at 3:06 pm
  6. famke's jannsen Says:

    c’mon, sweetheart. eat a burger.


    10.27.09 at 3:15 pm
  7. Jorge Lúcaz Says:

    I think she’s naturally “chicken-head” skinny.


    10.27.09 at 3:52 pm
  8. no. thanks. Says:

    wow. last time you did this in V-mag people were jumping down throats.


    10.27.09 at 3:55 pm
  9. Dork Says:

    Age will take care of the skinny. She’s cute and sassy!


    10.27.09 at 3:55 pm
  10. Floating Monk Says:

    Vogue intern, while menstruating. Her thought bubble: “What are these middle class shitbags up to now?”


    10.27.09 at 4:41 pm
  11. PUFF PUFF GIVE Says:

    beyonsce is white dumbass.. she just got a coo coo carmello tanny pu


    10.27.09 at 4:43 pm
  12. sp Says:

    ‘Fro? Not evil at all. Flip-flops? Puuure evil. I guess they balance out?


    10.27.09 at 4:46 pm
  13. rosina Says:

    this chick looks like an ugly fifi dobson.


    10.27.09 at 5:42 pm
  14. Wack-boy Says:

    I dream of licking Beyonce’s ass (doye)


    10.27.09 at 5:53 pm
  15. ew Says:

    i like the widows peak/fro. she looks like bride of blackula.


    10.27.09 at 6:02 pm
  16. poo-say Says:

    Preach street carnage preach.


    10.27.09 at 8:11 pm
  17. the noose Says:

    ’so i gave her my OWN ride’


    10.27.09 at 9:26 pm
  18. cephalod Says:

    fuck the flip flops for real.


    10.28.09 at 12:55 am
  19. Anonymous Says:

    quite nice.


    10.28.09 at 2:36 am
  20. c roco Says:

    dime piece yo


    10.28.09 at 10:05 am
  21. Gil Gerard Says:

    Kid ‘N Play has groupies?


    10.28.09 at 11:05 am
  22. Zippy Says:

    I bought one just like her at a flea market in Jersey. Only $5 but it had a piece broken off.


    10.28.09 at 11:09 am
  23. cephalod Says:

    Meh.


    10.29.09 at 12:07 am
  24. duh Says:

    beyonce wears wigs!!


    10.30.09 at 12:58 pm

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