Want to leave hardcore gracefully? Buy a purse, stick some expensive shoes on the bottom and stop. You did it.

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34 Comments
  1. kure kure takora Says:

    This girl was never into hardcore.


  2. Chilly Tamale Says:

    Yeah, I don’t think it happened that way. Put old band t shirt on top of hipster = extra boner for gavin


  3. Party Marty Says:

    she don’t shit about it and needs to lose 20 pounds to pull off this look


  4. Zippy Says:

    Mall punk chic.

    What’s that “edgy ” chain store that sells all the “punk” shirts in the mall? She probably bought that tee with a gift certificate from her “cool aunt”.


  5. Mikhael Says:

    She´s HOOOOTTTTT


  6. miss appalachian Says:

    stop fucking girls up. she doesn’t need to lose 20 lbs. she’s hot.


  7. Gil Gerard Says:

    Actually, she’s a bit doughy. Maybe not 20, but some toning exercise would probably help. That, and I’m sure she’d be an edgy minor hit at whatever health club she joined.


  8. Hot Topic Employee Says:

    This outfit needs a Whole Foods canvas shopping bag.


  9. imyar Says:

    tiniest feet ever does she bind them?


  10. cephalod Says:

    whoa her feet are fucking tiny.


  11. No DOYKE Says:

    That’s called PERSPECTIVE.
    Wide angle lenses bend the light, thus making distance objects smaller.

    SHE’S GOT GOOD TASTE IN BANDS AND SHOES. We should go drink pints tonight.


  12. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    RIP Chuck Biscuits.


  13. bolo Says:

    God forbid they start selling drugs at Hot Topic…


  14. not cool Says:

    only a homo that never gets laid would think she needs to lose 20 pounds.


  15. Gil Gerard Says:

    Or someone with, you know, standards.


  16. lorge Says:

    No Gil, you don’t have “standards,” you’re just looking for a beard. 10 kitties.


  17. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Black taco?


  18. JuCIFER Says:

    yeah only fags are that picky. You know who you are.


  19. JuCIFER Says:

    And by fags I mean picky whiners… No offense to gay people.


  20. alex Says:

    ive always had a crush on this chick


  21. Hannah Says:

    Wearing shirts of bands that didn’t even do merch is so XhxcX.


  22. tus papa Says:

    her facial expression is the best part. she looks like the wisest calmest motherfucker in the whole place


  23. gay dude Says:

    If Chloe Sevigny and the Rock had a baby…


  24. wife swap Says:

    her shirt is too baggy on her and is making her look bigger than she is. she’s cute.


  25. KITTEH Says:

    Hey Mom! Says:

    I’d let her blow me in dark alleys south of Queen Street West :|

    HAAARRRRR


  26. KITTEH Says:

    And NO guys, this isn’t “hot topic” or “mall scene”.
    There’s a fine difference between what this girl’s got goin on, and the losers sporting whatever “rad” shirt is now on sale at the local mall.
    I know, because I used to be punx rawk oi oi oi, and now I dress pretty much EXACTLY like this.


  27. Floating Monk Says:

    I used to be into punk rock, but then I found another form of social liberation called money. Now I don’t care about punk rock anymore.


  28. no. thanks. Says:

    i just realized whats going on with her.
    she has that sort of beauty that you would find in the upper class.
    like, imagine her walking a horse.

    i dig it.


  29. whaaaat Says:

    stop hating so hard. hipster assholes are only the ones who never knew minor threat. i don’t think hot topic dates beyond crazy town.


  30. pinto Says:

    She’s cute. Gil can go fuck him self


  31. poop Says:

    lets just hope she has enough taste not to wear a band tee of a band she doesnt listen to. if that is so, than girl looks good.


  32. king of punx Says:

    poseur!


  33. Ed Gein Says:

    i know this girl. i tried super hard to fuck her. but i met her through “her friend” who really liked me. we were in her dorm room at Pratt and i was wasted. this was yearsss ago. what a fucking tease.


  34. Anonymous Says:

    lol i can’t tell if its an optical illusion or if she hasn’t the tiniest feet in existence. how can she stand?


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