Can’t we negotiate with these creatures? Something like, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I take your barf on a date?”

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34 Comments
  1. Anonymous Too Says:

    What about, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I French kiss your garbage?”


  2. RRat Says:

    Can I hang out with your ex-boyfriend’s penis?


  3. feces Says:

    that guy slugging the mgd is 10 kittens


  4. homeless. Says:

    I am going to attempt to use “could I French kiss your garbage?” tonight. wish me luck.


  5. JuCÍFEUR Says:

    Can I take a picture with your tampon?


  6. Zippy Says:

    Forget this mime. I ‘d like to see the drunk Manson making out with that beer bottle behind her.


  7. tinyfrogs Says:

    Nope. The short hair, fugly leather pants, and optical illusion shirt all make this a DON’T.


  8. lester Says:

    more skinny vice excuse me whatever this thing is called bitches. I wouldn’t even look at these chicks and your posting them!


  9. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    I like how the bum w/ the beer bottle somehow found this site while jacking off @ the public library, and proceeded to comment not once by twice on how great he is


  10. Bernat Says:

    Could be an up-do.

    Heh, up-don’t.


  11. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    WTF – What the fart?


  12. ass blaster 3000 Says:

    i like how she is street boner #969.


  13. bumholio Says:

    she lookz like she’d be eazy to hyp-no-tize


  14. Clayton. Says:

    Can I just rim your landlord?


  15. Más Pingón Says:

    That drunken bum behind her is about to say:
    “Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.”


  16. unclaimed smegma Says:

    Maybe this photo doesn’t do her justice. I just don’t see ten kitties. But dissipated, attenuated hipster chicks have never been my thing, so what do I know. Plus, she looks bored. FYI, my dear, it is not my job to entertain you.


  17. skull front Says:

    the dude in the back is having a relationship with something that came off her shoe.


  18. fartswallower Says:

    It’s looks like she left the tag on the front belt loop…


  19. Anonymous Says:

    everything’s good till you get to the high-waisters.


  20. No Says:

    What a great costume. This thirteen year old boy almost looks like a hot girl.


  21. Maxwel Says:

    http://img.listal.com/image/540532/300-liv-tyler.jpg


  22. cumonme Says:

    as you wish Más Pingón


  23. Europe (The Band) Says:

    A giant in leather pants. Not saying that’s good or bad, just stating the facts.


  24. anon Says:

    ‘jesus’
    shorts are considered pants now?
    look closely the broad’s wearing tights


  25. bolo Says:

    it would seem the man behind the 10 kitties would make for a more interesting date


  26. Chodurus Says:

    I didnt’ know Z.Cavaricci’s, the guido pants of choice, were making a comeback.


  27. rawr Says:

    I went to school with this chick. I’m totally into dick and even I wanted to take this girl’s barf on a date.


  28. melsa Says:

    hot damn.


  29. herbert Says:

    WTF IS SHE WEARING? YOU GUYS HAVE NO TASTE SHE LOOKS HIDEOUS AND NEEDS TO HAVE A SANDWHICH OR 2.


  30. Yer Ladies Barf Bucket Says:

    I believe the limey hobo to her left manages Bloc Party and Phoenix. He had good coke when I met in Chicago about 5 years ago.


  31. yo Says:

    how has everyone ignored the perfectly sculpted 10 of a nose to the left?


  32. lobstergirl Says:

    “if you want to meet the band you will do as i tell you…”


  33. Anonymous Says:

    this site is for fags


  34. jr Says:

    tranquilizer darts, atv w/ trailer, and lots of rope. lilliputians pay big bucks for these ones


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