Can’t we negotiate with these creatures? Something like, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I take your barf on a date?”
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Anonymous Too Says:
What about, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I French kiss your garbage?”
I like how the bum w/ the beer bottle somehow found this site while jacking off @ the public library, and proceeded to comment not once by twice on how great he is
Maybe this photo doesn’t do her justice. I just don’t see ten kitties. But dissipated, attenuated hipster chicks have never been my thing, so what do I know. Plus, she looks bored. FYI, my dear, it is not my job to entertain you.
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What about, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I French kiss your garbage?”
11.06.09 at 1:13 pm
Can I hang out with your ex-boyfriend’s penis?
11.06.09 at 1:14 pm
that guy slugging the mgd is 10 kittens
11.06.09 at 1:26 pm
I am going to attempt to use “could I French kiss your garbage?” tonight. wish me luck.
11.06.09 at 2:12 pm
Can I take a picture with your tampon?
11.06.09 at 2:28 pm
Forget this mime. I ‘d like to see the drunk Manson making out with that beer bottle behind her.
11.06.09 at 2:28 pm
Nope. The short hair, fugly leather pants, and optical illusion shirt all make this a DON’T.
11.06.09 at 2:32 pm
more skinny vice excuse me whatever this thing is called bitches. I wouldn’t even look at these chicks and your posting them!
11.06.09 at 3:32 pm
I like how the bum w/ the beer bottle somehow found this site while jacking off @ the public library, and proceeded to comment not once by twice on how great he is
11.06.09 at 3:34 pm
Could be an up-do.
Heh, up-don’t.
11.06.09 at 3:35 pm
WTF – What the fart?
11.06.09 at 3:40 pm
i like how she is street boner #969.
11.06.09 at 3:40 pm
she lookz like she’d be eazy to hyp-no-tize
11.06.09 at 3:46 pm
Can I just rim your landlord?
11.06.09 at 4:32 pm
That drunken bum behind her is about to say:
“Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.”
11.06.09 at 4:37 pm
Maybe this photo doesn’t do her justice. I just don’t see ten kitties. But dissipated, attenuated hipster chicks have never been my thing, so what do I know. Plus, she looks bored. FYI, my dear, it is not my job to entertain you.
11.06.09 at 4:50 pm
the dude in the back is having a relationship with something that came off her shoe.
11.06.09 at 5:35 pm
It’s looks like she left the tag on the front belt loop…
11.06.09 at 6:07 pm
everything’s good till you get to the high-waisters.
11.06.09 at 7:15 pm
What a great costume. This thirteen year old boy almost looks like a hot girl.
11.06.09 at 7:25 pm
http://img.listal.com/image/540532/300-liv-tyler.jpg
11.06.09 at 7:28 pm
as you wish Más Pingón
11.07.09 at 7:50 am
A giant in leather pants. Not saying that’s good or bad, just stating the facts.
11.07.09 at 12:48 pm
‘jesus’
shorts are considered pants now?
look closely the broad’s wearing tights
11.07.09 at 2:59 pm
it would seem the man behind the 10 kitties would make for a more interesting date
11.07.09 at 4:23 pm
I didnt’ know Z.Cavaricci’s, the guido pants of choice, were making a comeback.
11.09.09 at 12:26 pm
I went to school with this chick. I’m totally into dick and even I wanted to take this girl’s barf on a date.
11.09.09 at 12:51 pm
hot damn.
11.09.09 at 5:22 pm
WTF IS SHE WEARING? YOU GUYS HAVE NO TASTE SHE LOOKS HIDEOUS AND NEEDS TO HAVE A SANDWHICH OR 2.
11.10.09 at 3:34 pm
I believe the limey hobo to her left manages Bloc Party and Phoenix. He had good coke when I met in Chicago about 5 years ago.
11.10.09 at 5:26 pm
how has everyone ignored the perfectly sculpted 10 of a nose to the left?
11.10.09 at 9:09 pm
“if you want to meet the band you will do as i tell you…”
11.11.09 at 12:03 am
this site is for fags
11.11.09 at 7:16 pm
tranquilizer darts, atv w/ trailer, and lots of rope. lilliputians pay big bucks for these ones
11.20.09 at 2:26 am