The first thing a woman checks out on a guy is his shoes. The first thing a guy checks out on a woman is something they are often reluctant to — will you PLEASE turn around?

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23 Comments
  1. JuCIFER Says:

    ass IS gold


  2. bolo Says:

    she looks like a drawing from a french person


  3. lester Says:

    I can’t tell what kind of shoes he’s wearing


  4. ur doing it rong Says:

    i bet you couldnt tell her ass from her front. long flat boney.


  5. no. thanks. Says:

    five million dollars says that theres a super white girl ass back there. and by “super white girl ass” i mean none at all.


  6. imyar Says:

    that body belongs naked in a sunlit field


  7. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    That pelvis was made for breeding.


  8. bloop Says:

    Not being more than a few drops black, I could honestly not care less about a woman’s ass. The ass ranks below shapely ankles and above her typical hue of sinus drainage in my hierarchy of needs.


  9. Just Ben Says:

    Lads,

    Allow me to share a correlation I’ve made regarding (‘white’) girls’ booties:
    It’s all in the nose.

    Chicks with big-ish noses often pack the best rumps. Not just any big schnoz mind you, but a one that’s fleshier around the bridge, a la Mediterranean girls and, dare I say it, Jewish ones.

    Then again, I live in Wyoming, so maybe you guys can tell me if the part about Jewish booties holds water.


  10. no. thanks. Says:

    not every woman needs a giant dunky. just something, just two eggs in a paper bag. this broad is packing zero heat. zero.


  11. patrickteque Says:

    I just did a Mendelian-style cross on this girl and there’s a 25% chance she has an homozygous dominant ass, in that she dominates your eyeballs with each pass across the floor without question. More likely (50%), she has a heterozygous ass, in which you’ll take a look here and there throughout the night waiting to see if shes wearing cotton or lace underneath.


  12. felicia Says:

    those look like mom jeans.


  13. soulsonic force Says:

    It’s literally impossible that she has any kind of ass to speak of. Unless she is wearing a Hubba Hubba Hiney


  14. cephalod Says:

    she looks like a dude.


  15. Coitus Swayze Says:

    first i look at the purse


  16. stoops Says:

    bottom half:quebecois tree planter.
    top half:adrien brody in drag.
    your welcome.


  17. !!!! Says:

    This chick needs to take it easy, you can tell just from the picture alone she thinks she is at least a 9.63, when in reality she’s like a 7.8 ( and thats being generous)…..

    Don’t get me wrong though, i’d still totally bone her.


  18. ZOGISTAN Says:

    Hips don’t lie? It could be flat in back and I’d still.


  19. 17 Says:

    my one concern is the extra milliseconds those (ugly) high rises take to get off.


  20. Party Marty Says:

    i hate those fucking pants


  21. total fucking hippie Says:

    I’m sure he has no ass


  22. jr Says:

    im more worried about the adams apple


  23. dagirl Says:

    adrien brody


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