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Soccer moms in the midwest who are this age are wearing track pants up to their necks, cutting their hair like lesbians, and watching the living shit out of daytime TV.

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15 Comments

I'mPullinMyGoalieRightNow Says:

Huh? These chicks are like 22. Even in the boring midwest, chicks dont start being soccer moms at least until their 30s. And I’m watching daytime TV right now. Thanks Toronto Social Services for cutting me a check. Hehehe.

11.16.09 at 12:25 pm
Zippy Says:

I bet the one in the leather coat will stand in line to buy Sarah Palin’s book.

HAHAHA

11.16.09 at 12:31 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

Run a brush through that mop of yours.

11.16.09 at 1:08 pm
BUMMER Says:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?paged=2

Midwestern Soccer Moms

11.16.09 at 1:20 pm
bolo Says:

soccer moms also kick you in the balls a lot in karate class

11.16.09 at 2:12 pm
Floating Monk Says:

I would pay to watch bolo fight soccer moms in karate class.

11.16.09 at 2:26 pm
tus papa Says:

new york, in it to win it.

11.16.09 at 5:15 pm
soulsonic force Says:

really? Im a midwestern mom whose kids play soccer and I am currently doing a guy 10 yrs younger than me, in fact he came twice in approx 17 minutes this afternoon. I wouldn’t make that up.

11.16.09 at 5:25 pm
imyar Says:

breath of fresh air

11.16.09 at 5:44 pm
Fat Hooker Says:

nice legs but why is she wearing after birth on her back? Minus three kitties for her unborn rape baby.

11.16.09 at 7:04 pm
Anonymous Says:

soulsonic force, please stop talking i just ate and the mental picture is so unappealing.

11.16.09 at 11:45 pm
poptart Says:

how does a lesbian cut her hair?

11.17.09 at 1:31 am
micwreckah Says:

Is that a beaver on the back of her black leather jacket? Subtle.

11.17.09 at 3:43 am
Uncle Wah Wah Says:

Soulsonic, nephews don’t count.

11.17.09 at 11:26 am
Turkey Lurkey Says:

82 percent chance that’s an ex-girlfriend, where’s the button for “HD” guys?

If that’s you LOOKIN GOOD STIZZ WOO WOOOOO! Love the jaquet. And glad to see your intense feminism succumbed to the undeniable power of the heel — they give yous bitches butts!

11.17.09 at 3:56 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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