Petite girls with small feet look weird in high heels, like little birds or something. When tall girls do it they look consequential.
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I liked it better on Vice when it said “like chickadees.”
11.18.09 at 12:08 pm
I love being 5′9.
11.18.09 at 12:09 pm
Tall and thin is so hard to come by these days that small feet are the least of most people’s worries.
11.18.09 at 12:18 pm
I wish I was a little bit taller
11.18.09 at 12:25 pm
I wish I was a baller.
11.18.09 at 12:33 pm
I’m 6′3″ and I’ve realized that women 5′6″ and above are the only ones worth fucking nowadays. Unless you swallow, then it’s fare game.
Also, is it just me or does she remind you of Falcore(sp) from Never Ending Story?
11.18.09 at 12:39 pm
bored of these heel groupies.
11.18.09 at 12:53 pm
I need to get out more.
11.18.09 at 12:59 pm
Tackling her would be a good start to the end the night.
11.18.09 at 1:35 pm
the word you’re looking for is ‘disproportionate’. (I hate when people tell you what word you’re looking for)
11.18.09 at 2:31 pm
That skirt looks like an apron on her. And that posture. Ugh. She looks gawky. I bet she could trip and fall if she were lying in bed.
BTW, is that alien boy in the back looking away or does he not have any eyeballs? It’s like he has two headlights for eyes. :O
11.18.09 at 2:58 pm
im pretty anti short girls.
who in the fuck let them into the gene pool?
what worse are the legions of guys that encourage that shit. short women will always be girls. thats sort of whats sort of fucked up about the young people of today, nobody looks like an adult. you have the super skinny guys opposite of the dozens upon dozens of shorties. Will I have to move to Germany to get my fix on?
11.18.09 at 3:28 pm
that skirt makes her look like she’s all torso and she’s got poor posture. if she chose a different skirt and straightened up a bit, she’d be near perfect.
11.18.09 at 5:31 pm
consequential? don’t let the thesaurus do the thinking for you. it turns it into a gawky sentence, like that girl.
11.18.09 at 6:17 pm
I wished I had a girl who looked good I would call her.
11.18.09 at 8:36 pm
If she took that skirt down below her tits and stood up straight she’d be a DIME! Instead she’s all gangly and pregnant.
11.18.09 at 10:49 pm
better posture and a higher skirt would be nice but no one’s perfectttt but she bombbb.com
11.19.09 at 12:29 am
Yuck. I bet she has big buniony man feet like an eastern european basketball player.
11.19.09 at 1:55 am
Somewhere there’s a 4th grader running around naked. It’s WINTER, bitch!!
And how ’bout cinching up the suspenders that are obviously under that jacket so I can see your pantyhose camel toe?
11.19.09 at 3:13 am
Tall drink o’ water, but fuck I hate those shoes. Enough with them. Fucking hideous saw them in Grazia shit.
11.19.09 at 8:24 am
now what’s her name is going to come and lecture everybody about how this girl is like 13 and shame on you for what you were thinking
11.19.09 at 10:44 am
oprah?
11.19.09 at 10:55 am
ew this girl needs a lesson in posture, she looks like she might have down-syndrome
11.19.09 at 1:32 pm
word to “Some hiphop slang word”
11.19.09 at 4:14 pm
eewww? wtf? this girl is precious, any haters have never touched innocence like she has in that posture.
11.19.09 at 4:20 pm
she looks like liv tyler
11.19.09 at 8:43 pm
i like the slouch. its unassuming and attractive. slouches are good and so are corny skirts. people who try too hard smell like stress. she probably smells just right
11.20.09 at 1:41 am
Her skirt is battling to control her baby pouch.
Doesn’t matter how high waisted your skirt is, you’re still chubby girl.
11.20.09 at 2:10 am
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:
Somewhere there’s a 4th grader running around naked. It’s WINTER, bitch!!
And how ’bout cinching up the suspenders that are obviously under that jacket so I can see your pantyhose camel toe?
What the FUCK are ya talking about?
11.20.09 at 9:49 pm
well, this is a photo of me hahaha…what a bad photo too. and it was over the summer so why it up now?? but ya, i’m 6 ft tall and this outfit sucks. good night though waaaasted.
lovely comments
11.23.09 at 12:18 am