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White biker jackets are like white, leather Chuck Taylors or albino alligators or white, pro basketball players or pearls or the baseball that won the world series or white gold or…

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This entry was posted on 11.19.09 at 9:38 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

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Gnarlitude Jen Says:

Ok Gav you convinced me not to sell my white moto jacket.

11.19.09 at 10:30 am
Some hiphop slang word Says:

or …white trash looking for white lines at the “white heavy” Mars bar.

11.19.09 at 10:45 am
Zippy Says:

She is just seeking to be ravaged.

11.19.09 at 11:14 am
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

This is Britney Spears right?

11.19.09 at 11:34 am
FEAR THE BIG BLACK DICK Says:

WHITE WHITE WHITE. What is this Wonderbread® day?

11.19.09 at 11:36 am
imyar Says:

i’ve a white jacket and i look like a penis trying to make something happen when i wear it. then something happens.

11.19.09 at 12:10 pm
GiZZz Says:

“I got these cheeseburgers man.”
-”What?”
“I said, I got these cheeseburgers.”
-”I don’t want no cheeseburgers.”
“I’ll suck yo dick.”

11.19.09 at 12:43 pm
no. thanks. Says:

that was beautiful. menace II society references are theee best!

11.19.09 at 12:51 pm
Anonymous Says:

she doesn’t look very soothing.

11.19.09 at 1:03 pm
felicia Says:

@ Air Biscuits and Gravy

I thought the same thing.

11.19.09 at 3:16 pm
bolo Says:

…or white rappers?

11.19.09 at 3:20 pm
bolo Says:

I just realized I was listening to Ill Bill as I posted that. I fail.

11.19.09 at 3:21 pm
TEEN BOP DISNEY CHANNEL Says:

@Felicia: YEAH, YOU WOULD THINK THAT.

11.19.09 at 4:54 pm
dan dizzle dan Says:

comma abuse

11.19.09 at 10:27 pm
neptune's revenge Says:

Pebbles Rubble (daughter of Barney and uber-MILF Betty) after finding out her BFF, Chastity Bono, is a man. She thought it was just a large clit.

11.19.09 at 10:28 pm
Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

“SORRY GUYS! THAT PART OF THE ALLY WAY IS CLOOOOOSSSEDDD!!”

11.20.09 at 1:24 am
jr Says:

ide like it better if she was bowling

11.20.09 at 1:43 am
Jetpack Says:

Christmas is just around the corner. Please get me this gift.

11.20.09 at 8:53 am
KITTEH Says:

MASTER RACE CAPTION

11.20.09 at 9:47 pm
Tappy Says:

I like that you guys are just posting regular girls instead of a bunch of 9s, because those regular girls are going to be more fun to fuck. super pretty girls are fine, but if you’ve had a bit of sex you know who’s going to be down to do it and who’s just going to be annoying and snotty. Not that I’ve ever had sex

11.26.09 at 2:11 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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