To me, they’re normal bores who fuck Ed Hardy douchebags. To them, I am a homeless gay man who might rape them.

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52 Comments
  1. maurice del taco Says:

    hahahahahaha


  2. Anonymous Too Says:

    Sounds like eHarmony really fucked up your threesome.


  3. imyar Says:

    hands on hips what is this my mom’s coug blog?


  4. yikes Says:

    hey, that’s a really accurate way of putting it. the hipsters are dirty and uncool to them. and they’re boring, over-done and uncool to us.


  5. yikes Says:

    but who’s right? (not them).


  6. no. thanks. Says:

    you fail to forget that my dick has x-ray vision. it goes beyond any sort of clothing or make up.


  7. where's my phone? Says:

    i heard that they make you practice this pose in most sorority initiation rituals for hours on end


  8. GiZZz Says:

    The fact that you were actually able to take a picture of them means something. They’re ready to make the transition from douche bag, guido to skinny, urban, hipster.


  9. wife swap Says:

    pussy doesn’t have a face.


  10. yes Says:

    perfect caption!


  11. Anonymous Says:

    there’s almost nobody left who seeks to be unnoticed, anonymous, not highly acclaimed for some mediocre gesture to society. our culture is shit right now. i’ll come out of my house again post-armageddon.


  12. GiZZz Says:

    The one in the middle looks overly excited to have her picture taken.


  13. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    ^So teen.


  14. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    That was directed @ Anonymous.


  15. BubbleYumBubbleButt Says:

    They are one step away from one of them suggesting they “do the Charlie’s Angels pose”!!!!


  16. Al Anon` Says:

    Insightful, no really.


  17. white power Says:

    american women need to realize what a cheap overstocked commodity they really are. and american men need to stop paying too much for these ridiculous whores. fuck america. americans are fucking brain dead.


  18. @ drippy dog dix and my alias is too fucking long and moronic or something Says:

    Anonymous’ anti-famewhore-culture micro-rant is 100% correct.


  19. aesk47 Says:

    The only thing i see is that perfect black ass… i would eat it for hours, like a seven course meal…


  20. white power Says:

    ^shit for brains


  21. Kid Douche Says:

    Go easy on ‘em. As gals in their early 20’s, they just want to drink and get their fuck on.


  22. bolo Says:

    homeless gay men are like homeless asians and homeless bald guys.
    they don’t exist.


  23. Brian Says:

    One of them looks like that porn star Jayden James.


  24. no. thanks. Says:

    man you guys are tough. these girls and their pose is purely peen food. PEEN FOOD!


  25. dry rub Says:

    so spot on, I was staying with a ladyfriend of mine in Manhattan once and I overheard her bro-girl roommate talking to her other bro-girl roommate and the phrase “I think he’s homeless” def came up


  26. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    @drippy dog dix and my alias is too fucking long and moronic or something: No, it’s not. It’s simply alarmist, the-sky-is-falling, silly bullshit. I find myself overwhelmingly surrounded by average Joe’s, just getting on with their lives every single day, same as I always have been. Turn off your TV.

    I’m also pleased that you revealed my “alias” actually bothers you, you cunt.


  27. stoops Says:

    i haven’t missed much.


  28. no. thanks. Says:

    PEEN FOOD PEEN FOOD!


  29. homeless. Says:

    what the fuck is wrong with being homeless


  30. N8 Says:

    …Until you break out the cocaine


  31. Anonymous Says:

    “It’s simply alarmist, the-sky-is-falling, silly bullshit. I find myself overwhelmingly surrounded by average Joe’s, just getting on with their lives every single day, same as I always have been. Turn off your TV.”

    morons are seldom alarmed or bothered, even by the final rips in the fabric of a society that used to value at least some fundamental things of substance. the life of a simpleton is enviable for that reason alone. i’m sure you and your dog shit friends will keep smiling your vacuous smiles no matter what falls and rises in its place.


  32. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    This is how we all are going to look 500 years from now.


  33. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    @Anonymous: Is your bong double-chambered? Glass, or one of those ceramic-based, skull-looking jobs?

    That’s a pretty rad poem you wrote there at the bottom. Are you one of those Crass® types???


  34. fatlipmalone Says:

    I’m gonna go buy a track jacket with a dragon raping a tiger on the back right now!


  35. Wack-boy Says:

    Anal sex heaven.


  36. Ask Staff 4z teh Details Says:

    I’d let them do all types of dirty things to me. Mmmmm. Chick on the right needs to give up the fake tan stuff though.


  37. CountyMuseum Says:

    Your best for sure! Killin’!


  38. GiZZz Says:

    They all deserve the How High, Baby powder slap. Come on wit’ it!


  39. skull front Says:

    tag


  40. neptune's revenge Says:

    reverse Oreo . . . holla!


  41. possum Says:

    i forgive you for everything.


  42. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    WOW! I’m surprised there is not ONE Pouty Slutty Duck Kissy Face in that whole crew.


  43. cream Says:

    SO FUCKING HOT!!!!


  44. Dork Says:

    I like her boots…


  45. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    That one girls butt is like a Christmas Ham in Silver Wrapper


  46. Danielle Says:

    Who are you losers and where did the old sbtvc commenters go? It’s really bad in here when these chicks are seen as desirable. These girls deserve to be torn to shreds. I can’t stand the sight of them.


  47. ew Says:

    I was thinking uh-oh oreo too. The italian faces make me sad but the chocolate ass is nice.


  48. Run DMpenis Says:

    @Danielle

    Not every chick has to have the Amy Appy/awkwierd art girl look with a sleeve of tats or a Pabst in their hand to be desirable. Maybe these girls can’t stand the sight of you and think you should be torn to shreds.

    These three got this nigga feelin a frisky


  49. KITTEH Says:

    LAME GIRLS.
    These girls makin a chick GROAN.


  50. Watch your city burn Says:

    @Run DMpenis…

    You are the lone voice of sanity in a world gone mad.


  51. Girl Fantasies Says:

    THAT AAAAASSSSSSSSS!


  52. Tappy Says:

    hahahah best cap in ages


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