If a blowjob falls in your lap backstage and it doesn’t make a sound, did it really even happen?

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29 Comments
  1. wyatt Says:

    does a bear shit in the woods?


  2. cream Says:

    She looks like that Portuguese tranny that won Big Brother.


  3. just a cunt hair away Says:

    oh that would be one sloppy, lip smakin’, cock slappin’, spit swappin’ noisy bj!


  4. kure kure takora Says:

    Yo Gavin, you are being waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too generous these days.


  5. lenox Says:

    that chick’s foxy. extra points for the cramps t-shirt


  6. Zippy Says:

    Love the Cramps, love that shirt….

    ah, what the hell, get after it girl!


  7. lorge Says:

    Didn’t know Eric Wareheim was into psychobilly


  8. Donald Crunk Says:

    The top half of her body looks too big for the bottom half. Like she’s gonna fall over any second. Timberrrr!


  9. John O'Shea Says:

    jimmy greco??


  10. clarabobeara Says:

    dear street boners
    you made me throw up in my mouth again.


  11. zab judah Says:

    Dear Street Boners,
    Werd.


  12. GiZZz Says:

    Damn, this train wreck ate all the food. The table behind her is empty.


  13. catfancier Says:

    babe


  14. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    I thought the caption read “Blowfish” at first – and I was like funny. After I re-read the caption again – I said to myself “that works too”.


  15. Brian Warner Says:

    I don’t like the carbs, but the carbs like me.


  16. JuCIFER Says:

    aren’t there any recent bands that are t-shirt worthy?

    NOPE!


  17. Beef Says:

    @lorge: You bastard. I can no longer fantasize about her farting celery farts into my face.


  18. Fat Hooker Says:

    Something tells me, she’ll French press up some coffee and over you eggs any you want them the next morning. Nothing wrong with that.


  19. Fat Hooker Says:

    Offer, I meant offer not over, but she’ll probably blow you again in the mean time…


  20. Fat Hooker Says:

    Ahh shit I for
    got “way” you want them, loks like one more blow job. Bitch cook my breakfast the way it looks in my mind god damn it.


  21. cuntvomit Says:

    Buzz’s girlfriend, woof.


  22. Sir Fagsalot Says:

    Yuck


  23. Anonymous Says:

    @cuntvomit AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! you just made my night..


  24. MIRR Says:

    sexy. but she’d probably look ugly naked.


  25. Her Majesty Says:

    Beth Ditto’s got her work cut out for her cleaning up this PR mess.


  26. husbandontherun Says:

    i kinda got a boner…


  27. rachel. Says:

    OMG xscenex!!!!1
    is she like, taking that photo herself????/
    thats going straight onto her myspace.
    new pix! new pix!
    pc4pc!!1

    blahhhhhhhhh


  28. leo Says:

    You guys have no taste.
    Definitely one of the hottest girls I’ve seen on here.
    Amen


  29. Anonymous Says:

    what color did she dye her hair… Care Bear puke?


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