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This guy put down his lowrider bicycle, plopped the Lee Scratch Perry issue of Grand Royal on the bar, pulled some GHB out of his Stüssy dress shirt and said, “That’s right niggaz, mullets are back.”

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20 Comments

drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

The whole band fit in his pocket? I wouldn’t think they’d be caught dead in a Stüssy dress shirt.

11.23.09 at 10:45 am
unclaimed smegma Says:

I’m so dreadfully unhip that I have no idea why this is supposed to be funny. Perhaps our photographed friend is behind the times, as these all struck me as things that *used* to be cool (it was the Grand Royale reference that tipped me off)?

11.23.09 at 11:22 am
Hyperchuckle Says:

People still say “Niggaz”?

11.23.09 at 11:56 am
GHB Says:

How’d he fit all those UK ‘82 punkers in his shirt?

11.23.09 at 12:10 pm
imyar Says:

what’s gbh is it retard for GHB?

11.23.09 at 12:14 pm
Gavin Says:

Ooops. I meant GHB.

11.23.09 at 12:23 pm
imyar Says:

hi gavlor!

11.23.09 at 12:42 pm
Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

Mullets are back – even David Beckham is wearing one.

11.23.09 at 1:17 pm
Zippy Says:

Pabst’s Blue Riboon, eh? Beer farts filled the air that night.

BTW, When did Kirk Cameron start tending bar?

11.23.09 at 1:56 pm
Brian Says:

I think GBH is a good slang term for GHB.

11.23.09 at 3:07 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

that looks like Bernie’s

http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=63993

11.23.09 at 3:21 pm
zzzzzzzz Says:

Seven kitties? What am I missing?

11.23.09 at 3:27 pm
bolo Says:

how do you put down a lowrider?

11.23.09 at 4:09 pm
bolo Says:

WAIT I GET IT! He’s from early 90s Los Angeles!

11.23.09 at 4:13 pm
coolidge Says:

as long as i have black friends the n-word isn’t offensive

11.23.09 at 6:18 pm
GiZZz Says:

Fucking honkies and their mullets!

11.23.09 at 7:40 pm
lela Says:

aw I love guys like this they’re good smoking buddies

11.23.09 at 9:02 pm
Her Majesty Says:

Now just hold on . . . there’s a guy with a macrame bracelet drinking a PBR (Pissed By Republicans) and another in his party drinking a Miller and you want to rank pony-tail boy?

11.24.09 at 4:57 pm
toof Says:

wait.
i believe that issue of grand royal magazine was the very first documented explanation of the ‘mullet.’
WOW!

11.25.09 at 12:08 am
pq Says:

i have that issue of GR !

11.27.09 at 1:56 pm

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