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They did. He was Clark’s slave.
11.24.09 at 1:58 pm
Imagine how much gayer the midwest would be if Lewis and Clark brought along a black guy.
11.24.09 at 2:29 pm
What? Midwest is TOTALLY GAY.
Look at the Insane Clown Posse, and Jeffrey Dahmer.
TOTAL HOMO SHIT
11.24.09 at 2:41 pm
Damn, someone beat me to the slave joke.
11.24.09 at 2:46 pm
Yeah, his name was York and he fucked Sacajawea, among other things. The natives thought he was some sexual beast and he totally played it up.
11.24.09 at 3:02 pm
Imagine how much cooler it would be if they wouldn’t have gone there.
11.24.09 at 3:03 pm
I’m from the Midwest, and I wish there were less of the above around (i.e. gay fashioned challenged “sistas”)
11.24.09 at 3:21 pm
York, Clarke’s slave and friend since childhood was mistaken for a Bear God by various indigenous people on the journey and made to have sex with their women so that their children would have good genes. Crazy but true.
11.24.09 at 3:24 pm
That’s Pierre Bernard from “Pierre Bernard’s Recliner of Rage”
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8853703387406868092#
11.24.09 at 3:26 pm
That’s not a coonskin cap on top of this goof’s head is it? THAT would be politically incorrect.
I like that reference that York was Clark’s slave, but his friend since childhood. Did that mean he beat him less often or did he get to slack off more than the “just slaves, not buds” guys. No wonder black people are so pissed off about the past. HAHAHAHA
11.24.09 at 3:29 pm
Imagine how much cooler StreetBoners could be if it was run by someone who’d been to college (or had paid attention in high school history).
11.24.09 at 4:17 pm
^ fuck that shit!!! college is for liberal elitist obama zombies who are to stupid to know that all women just want to have babies 24/7 and that all muslins is evil!! And its cool to say shit like that because i have an AA ad in the corner so it makes it all edgy !!!!
11.24.09 at 4:36 pm
^ o wait, now its GTA!! EVEN EDGIER!!!!!!
11.24.09 at 4:38 pm
A black guy or some faggot with a stupid hat?
11.24.09 at 5:02 pm
@ew: I’m not entering into either side of this one, mainly because I already forgot what the disagreement was. However, I do remember enough to point out that one should make sure to use the word “too”, not “to”, when telling someone else that they are too stupid to know something.
11.24.09 at 7:34 pm
^ I WAS IN CHARACTER, TARD!!!!DUH!!
11.24.09 at 7:44 pm
black guys look so much better in jeans like this then 99% of white guys also I am pretty sure gavin knew lewis and clark had a black guy I think it’s part of the joke
11.24.09 at 8:42 pm
All I can say is, This Niggggggaa….
11.24.09 at 11:31 pm
it’s like the opposite of two ugly people having a pretty baby; a gay black guy doesn’t know how to dress.
11.25.09 at 2:32 am
Indigenous people’s land would have been way cooler without Eurotrash coming through.
11.25.09 at 4:33 am
YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID..I WONDER WHAT YOU ALL WEAR ON A DAILY BASES?????
11.25.09 at 7:45 am
Enough with those fucking jeans.
11.25.09 at 8:07 am
Wow, such rage!
I bet this is the last time Urkel agrees to pose for a SB shot.
11.25.09 at 9:08 am
@WHAT
i look like a charming chameleon, baby
11.25.09 at 9:59 am
Ha, getting called a tard made me laugh. I guess I would have had to pay attention to you more to know. Sorry, I’ll try to be more ew-focused.
11.25.09 at 10:19 am
So, York was it? Sorry. In Canadian schools, anything involving American history is verboten. Instead we were told to focus on a mentally ill Metis who fought the railroad because God told him to. The story is best read in cartoon…
http://www.amazon.com/Louis-Riel-Comic-Strip-Chester-Brown/dp/1896597637
11.25.09 at 10:52 am
That’s bullshit. I took two classes called “American History” en route to Grade 12. As far as Canadian history goes (I think it was incorporated into geography), I learned that Indians were afraid of trains because they were loud, and that Scottish immigrants “wrote fondly” of Indian women. And this was in the hometown of that retarded Metis guy.
11.25.09 at 11:37 am
waht kind of asshole calles indians ‘indigenous people’?
11.25.09 at 4:12 pm
I don’t think I could bear 2 minutes in the company of this motherfucker without wanting to waste somebody.
11.25.09 at 7:18 pm
yep, i’m gonna say it…i’m suddenly very proud to be canadian.
11.26.09 at 12:54 am
Enough with this scarf!
11.26.09 at 11:03 am
Lewis and Clark did bring along a black guy…
11.28.09 at 5:04 pm
I think I’m going to name my pet rock after York.
11.28.09 at 5:14 pm
he would see through my bullshit so quick it would be before he even saw it.
11.28.09 at 11:01 pm
dude, this is fucking racist.
11.29.09 at 2:42 pm
If he was a Mormon I would lul.
07.22.10 at 9:25 am