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GODDAMNIT! SHORT HAIR RUINS EVERYTHING. EVEN A MULLET WOULD HAVE SAVED HER. FUCK!
11.25.09 at 9:39 am
is the old lady hair-do kinda like the old man moustache? God bless her if she’s being ironic.
11.25.09 at 9:40 am
what the fuck is this shit?
I am thisclose to vomiting all over my keyboard.
11.25.09 at 9:46 am
eh, i’m in like flynn…i’m just having a hard time placing her. did she just zap back from the future to attend a sock-hop?
11.25.09 at 10:03 am
I’m going to pretend I can time travel to a period when people weren’t such total assholes.
11.25.09 at 10:21 am
Who did her eye makeup, the kid sister in junior high?
Why is the guy behind her zipping up his jeans? Don’t tell me he was waving his flag in that room full of people.
11.25.09 at 10:39 am
ew i say.
11.25.09 at 10:45 am
@raymi
That’s the kettle calling the pot ew.
I am in love with her and I actually like the short hair because it makes getting her possible. Then, after we’re married, I’d convince her to grow it out and boom. I have a wife out of my league.
11.25.09 at 12:56 pm
Who’s the assshole who let her walk out in public looking like that? Is that a SciFi Channel Convention? You gotta tell people when they have a booger on their nose.
11.25.09 at 1:44 pm
@BG sorry couldn’t hear you over how hot and non-bladerunner looking i am.
11.25.09 at 2:00 pm
The Ziggy Stardust he wanted to be.
11.25.09 at 4:06 pm
wanking to girls with their clothes on? I commend you. The only time I can manage that is if I’m at the mall.
11.25.09 at 4:16 pm
her collarbone is nice.
11.25.09 at 8:17 pm
Who told this bitch to dress like a Mead notebook?
11.25.09 at 9:25 pm
‘oh, i was just shoveling shit out of stalls down on the family farm and decided to go out last minute. this leotard onesy was all i could find. unfortunately, i had to wear my barn boots because i couldn’t find my yellow boots with the zippers.”
11.26.09 at 12:48 am
shes being ‘quirky’
reminds me of my ex’s new catch
11.26.09 at 6:53 am
Leotard retard.
11.26.09 at 11:07 am
Guhross.
11.26.09 at 1:40 pm
Jeb got out of his shift at the local mini mart and found the most beautiful creature he had ever laid his eyes on in the back of his truck. She had shimmering silver skin, ginormous black eyes, teleknetic powers, and perfect tits. She beckoned him, and did what Jeb assumed was a martion mating call. Needless to say, Jeb got ‘er done.
Yes, my mission is complete. the alien thought. Replicate with this plebian human to create a creature that is instantly repelling, but you want to fuck it anyway.
Ten monthes later, Amber Rose was born.^^^^
11.26.09 at 4:21 pm
So do all you bi-homos only fuck dudes with long hair? Uhhh yeah, I didn’t think so. I couldn’t care less about her hair. It’s the obvious lack of posterior bulbousness combined with her otherwise thick physique that has me shouting “deal breaker!”
11.26.09 at 7:59 pm
she’s just trying too hard.
11.26.09 at 10:24 pm
“If I stand one foot in front of the other like the girls in the catalogs do,they might not notice my ass is wider than a set of goalposts.”
11.27.09 at 11:58 pm
Norman, bro, isn’t that a good thing?
11.28.09 at 12:13 pm
Why so she can look like Kathy Gifford going through her Annie Lennox phase?
11.28.09 at 5:00 pm
tumor–
big and round is good. wide and flat… not good.
11.29.09 at 6:19 pm
i think shes trying to be Sue as Catwoman…
12.04.09 at 10:06 pm
Ugh she looks like a giant Rorschach test… must supress the psychosis…
07.22.10 at 5:03 pm