She looks like a normal girl who started dating a not-normal guy and punked up her wardrobe to blend in. I’m going to give the end result an A for effort and a B for boner.

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22 Comments
  1. EricFrancis Says:

    1st


  2. imyar Says:

    those boots render thigh highs redundant. faggy comment out!


  3. homeless. Says:

    “aahhhh, I like the other shirt better, you should wear the other shirt” = I’m probably not gonna look at you all night until we get home and you aren’t wearing those clothes.


  4. Dork Says:

    It’s her sorority sister hairdo.


  5. Dork Says:

    Oops, I mean her sore whoreity sister hairdo.


  6. Zippy Says:

    Outside of that pantaloons effect or whatever that fabric mass around her waist is supposed to be, this is a very cute girl.


  7. Hyperchuckle Says:

    What an adorable-looking slut! I don’t what I want more: take her out for ice cream or have empty sex with her.


  8. vane$$a Says:

    the only place she’s blending in is on the set of a cher video (and my cack)


  9. bolo Says:

    that’s punk?


  10. hideous plan Says:

    those lame boots kinda ruin the look, but whatevs. i’d still rub ground glass on my balls in exchange for her number.


  11. GiZZz Says:

    The caption is dead-on. Dumb bitch, go back to Long Island.


  12. streetbummers Says:

    I recently heard it remarked that pop musicians are starting to look like hooker witches and yet the music does not reflect the wardrobe. Here is the trickle down effect. Thanks?


  13. no. thanks. Says:

    yep @ streetbummers.

    go to a mall, everything has finally trickled down. and its sorta strange because i actually think that we are the most well dressed we have been in a while and I am going to be sad to see a lot of it go. but, oh well, thats the point of it all innit?


  14. Cadillac Hacksaw Says:

    Swashbuckler Skirt/Shorts/Disaster are a Fashion Don’t


  15. Air Biscuits and Gravy Says:

    Perfection comes in many different forms.


  16. klum Says:

    I’d eat her ass.


  17. Mr Belvedere Says:

    Vanilla trying to be chocolate.

    She looks so stoked to have her picture taken.

    Bless.


  18. Maxipad Says:

    I been looking for girls like this in parks hoping to use their units as a mask. Why am I creeping myself out? It feels not good though perfect at the same time.


  19. Gil Gerard Says:

    Last! (also, diaper butt is not a sexy attribute.)


  20. Some hiphop slang word Says:

    My dick just tried to me with the “are you serious?” look. Yes, dick. I am.


  21. beak packer Says:

    Im not really sure what goin on in the pantaloon area. but I can tell you this…it’s beat.


  22. Anonymous Says:

    prom queen from the neck up…


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