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Chicks with big feet feel like Daffy Duck in Junior High but when heels come into play, the small-footed girls look like weird chickadees while the gangly girls blossom into swans.

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32 Comments
  1. ok Says:

    daffy never made it to junior high…in fact, does anyone really give half a crap?


  2. Popular Says:

    Daffy looks like she is about to lay an egg…….or something.


  3. KITTEH Says:

    Big feet = turn OFF, no mater how you disguise them/dress them up.


  4. 000 Says:

    She’s so hot, guys get nervous they loose their game…but still keep their Gameboy?


  5. serena Says:

    give it up for the tall girls!
    SIncerely, 5′9”
    (and hot, with size 9 feet that look perfectly in proportion to my body, I mean, what do you expect when a chick is over 5′7”? I bet Giselle and co. have 10’s and above.)


  6. muthafutha Says:

    i like girls who are tall because they’re very sensitive creatures….who knew girls, who are above average height, would love you more if you just accepted them for who they are- perfect posture is an added plus. no more short girls for me, tall girls love you long time!


  7. silly Says:

    Yay big ups to tall girls!!!

    More tall girl love….tall is classy, short is assy.


  8. yolanda Says:

    GAVIN! If you come to circa (where all these ‘DOs’ come from) you wil be able to see how truly depressing it is. And if you do happen to like it you will become instantly IRRELEVANT


  9. Sick Mike Says:

    She looks as if she’s about to do the white man overbite with the lame shoulder shrug thing we do… awesome.


  10. Danielle Says:

    She is breathtaking.


  11. nuh uh Says:

    you can’t even see her feet in the picture. why make this big caption about feet and shoes and everything, and then show a picture with only the tip tops of some ankles. weak.


  12. raymi Says:

    she is explosively dreamy i can’t take it.


  13. Huh? Says:

    I’m all for tall girls, but she looks a little man-ish.

    Just sayin’


  14. who loves tall girls Says:

    tall chicks are the best. plus they feel more like your equal.


  15. Anonymous Says:

    yehuda’s a fag


  16. The War on Drugs Says:

    Tall girls are like beautiful endangered wildlife. Short girls are like annoying rat terriers.


  17. Jimmy Hoots Says:

    ^^^ wildlife???? dude she looks like Prehistoric Megafauna. If anything this Pleistocine throwback isn’t endangered enough. Somebody ice age this big galoot pronto.


  18. KITTEH Says:

    I don’t like shortys either, but tallys are scary. It’s like, how are you supposed to feel like a man when you and your gf can share shoes???
    That’s just wrrrooonnng, sorry, no way around that one.


  19. theo Says:

    damn mos def looks good in a frock


  20. justin Says:

    its dwayne wade / wayne!


  21. brhode island Says:

    you realize, jimmy hoot, that what you’re asking for is for someone to kill this tall woman? like, i mean, slang is great, and everything, but can we? get a little humility? on the internet?


  22. J. Hoots Says:

    bleedingheart island, all i’m asking is that the current Holocene interglacial period subside, letting chips fall where they may. If you’re so hung up on natural selection then go shed a tear for a paleomastodon or some other hypersized canyon boner.


  23. Matt Says:

    Is this girl from Toronto, or do I just think I recognize her?


  24. holy fuck you're all dumb Says:

    there really isn’t anything funny about this picture. other than your pathetic stab at humour, i mean. and all of the paraphrased comments that typically follow.


  25. reply Says:

    yeah her name is azza or azzama (she has a twin) and she’s from toronto. so are the other two in the pic, i went to high school with all of them. also, i assure you they were all super popular and this girl was never a daffy. she’s actually jimmy cliff’s daughter (the reggae superstar).


  26. Lza Says:

    Azzama…or Azza…I can’t tell which one it is. But they both fucking rule.


  27. tta Says:

    Toronto needs to go away.


  28. HELL RELL Says:

    “come on ride the train! ride it! choo chooooooo!”


  29. The War on Drugs Says:

    My analysis of your personal insecurities tells me that God didn’t mean for you to ever feel like a man. Problem solved.


  30. Matt Says:

    Ah yeah. AA rich bitches.


  31. James Says:

    If Miss Daffy would flap her wings a little harder and fly out of this picture, we could all see the exceptionally pretty girl on the right.

    You know… the one who isn’t trying at all and is actually looking at the camera.


  32. Seddah Says:

    What’s with all the hate for short chicks? I’m 5′1″ and I love it. All the tall chicks I know hate being tall. And hate dating guys shorter than them. I can’t find guys shorter than me, lol


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