This is the exact opposite of Archie Bunker’s brain.
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This entry was posted on 12.17.08 at 1:24 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.
45 Comments
  1. Rest of the World Says:

    Mmmm, the one with the gold shoes on is JUICY.


  2. c'mon Says:

    to use internet vernacular,
    EPIC FAIL


  3. zeb. Says:

    Color me into the one on the right. I suspect she has memorized a color wheel at some point in her life and that’s sort of a turn on.


  4. booty clap dick trigger Says:

    shits funny.
    this was considered new and fresh sometime around may 08
    now, it looks dated.
    and these are kids and that makes me feel weird around my “area”


  5. kure kure takora Says:

    Guys have you heard of this hip new band called the jooostices and a store called American Appy i see all these people in that cool website yesterdays hootenanny dot com wearing all american appy and those funny 80’s frames so we should be just like them


  6. ur doing it rong Says:

    great caption


  7. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    George Jefferson’s brain was the exact opposite. He’s the pong to is paenish.


  8. derka derka Says:

    these bitches confuse my penis.


  9. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    whatta buncha lame fucking tourists.

    and these assholes are destined to be tourists for their whole lives.


  10. The Zezaurian Society Says:

    It’s confusing because my fist-of-punches doesn’t know which one it wants to knock out first.


  11. this looks like Says:

    it was a joke, and i kind of like them for it.


  12. libra Says:

    God you nasty old folks. These kids are probably teenagers taking a summer class at NYU and have their whole lives in front of them and can still drop acid without wanting to kill themselves. So boo-hoo, all you fucks with 10,000 credit card debt, your DVR is ready and waiting with all “your shows” so crack open another $10 bottle of red and party!!!


  13. Vane$$a Says:

    Wow. Maker’s Mark really has gone mainstream.


  14. Some kinda guy Says:

    Uh, yeah, it’s called whiskey, Vanessa, lots of people like it


  15. shitferbrains Says:

    i was going to say something, but now i realize it’s not worth it.


  16. shaddap Says:

    uh what’s wrong with this again?


  17. kure kure takora Says:

    If this was done as a joke, it’s about as timely as making some “Bill Clinton couldn’t inhale” jokes. Or maybe “George Bush is a monkey lol.”


  18. 1X4 YOLANDA Says:

    God you nasty old folks. These kids are probably teenagers taking a summer class at NYU and have their whole lives in front of them and can still drop acid without wanting to kill themselves. So boo-hoo, all you fucks with 10,000 credit card debt, your DVR is ready and waiting with all “your shows” so crack open another $10 bottle of red and party!!!

    ******************

    make that 100k in student load dept
    crack open another bottle of whiskey.
    these kids are BULLLLLLLLLSHIT!


  19. idk Says:

    Juno, fat arms, leggings as pants, flats, stirrups, lensless glasses, fag tag along. Scarves for when it isn’t cold, oversized sunglasses at night, erroneous hair accessories, vests without pockets or wamth. They are dressed to be looked at in a touristy part of town: like when kids from Thornhill get dressed to go Nathan Phillips Square. Or ____ to hang out in NYC. NO CRED 4 U.


  20. ??? Says:

    “so boo-hoo, all you fucks with 10,000 credit card debt, your DVR is ready and waiting with all “your shows” so crack open another $10 bottle of red and party!!”

    LOL. Wow… What the fuck kind of insult is that??? Does $10 red bother you? Would you prefer a more expensive bottle, or is it just wine in general that you find so insulting? Or is it DVR machines that really piss you off? I don’t even know what to make of the credit card debt comment, it is so strange. Thanks for the laugh though.


  21. HamburgerThroat Says:

    I would really like to see larger photos. That would be super. So do that, Gavin. Bigger photos. Just a little “click to zoom,” that’s all I ask.


  22. Mike W Says:

    I dunno, I’d still bag all of them…

    BECAUSE I AM A POSITIVE PERSON.


  23. miss appalachian Says:

    i am going to be more positive.


  24. el dude Says:

    jesus christ everybody is so uptight.


  25. Beef Says:

    I’d rather spend years in Archie Bunker’s brain than a minute with these people.


  26. drippy dog dix and cum or something Says:

    If they were all 25 it would be time to unleash the hatred. However, they appear to just be some young kids, and they definitely get a pass. I wish I could still take acid without wanting to kill myself. Those were the daze…


  27. ew Says:

    eighth grade field trip!!!! OMG were in times square!!!


  28. that's a shame Says:

    anyone who would “bag” them all is bi, that’s a dude in the back.


  29. penis mcgee Says:

    in grade school health class once, this girl pronounced ‘penis’ ‘pen-nis’. o, how we laughed. i can’t quite remember why, though. this picture reminds me of that forgetful feeling…like some kind of amnesiac nostalgia.


  30. Jules Says:

    What I call 4th generation hipsters. They’re cool…


  31. D Says:

    If you’re pushing 40, it’s still possible to eat acid without wanting to kill yourself. Try graduated dosage increments or find some really clean liquid… aw, fuck it. Just smoke crsystal meth.


  32. D Says:

    If you’re pushing 40, it’s still possible to eat acid without wanting to kill yourself. Try graduated dosage increments or find some really clean liquid… aw, fuck it. Just smoke crystal meth.


  33. Doodoo Says:

    Child obesity is not a joke.


  34. skaht Says:

    Girl Talk shows are making these pics too easy


  35. passerby Says:

    This looks like American Apparel Halloween on tweens. The weird colour combos make me feel a little dizzy.


  36. fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter Says:

    i have zero dollars debt, no tv, no dvr, and live in a city with only one American Apparel… and it is in the touristy part of town. libra lives in like madison wisconsin or something where there are only two kinds of people under 30–these assholes pictured above and the imaginary people whom he/she is addressing.

    judging by your comment I’d say we’re not the only ones who need to get out more.


  37. libra Says:

    wow fuck haute couture aka hater bo-baiter, I live in NYC now but I WAS BORN IN MADISON WISCONSON! KU-Motherfucking-DOS!


  38. libra Says:

    WISCONSIN, that is


  39. marc sebastian Says:

    id just like to say, that i am the guy in the back and we dressed up like this as a joke! but i loved all your comments and really id love to hear some more! love you all.


  40. Anonymous Says:

    im in this picture and im not to sure how it got here…. but it was a JOKE!!!! we live in the city… we were’nt tourists!!!!… just a good old scavenger hunt… when we were to broke to go out.


  41. Emilie! Says:

    h011a b10gg3rz,

    i 1uv b3-n da $3nt-r uv a-10-shun, $0 k33p d3m c0mm3ntz cum-n

    luv,
    da a$$ho13 +0uri$+ in da y311-0, p0k-3t-13$$ v3$t

    ps: meant for hipster-eyes only…


  42. Not impressed...At All Says:

    They may live in the city but they’re not from the city. Obviously.
    When I was young, scavenger hunts consisted of going from one drug dealers house to another and scoring… you guessed it…. Fucking drugs.
    The way you won was by not ODing and then doing it all over again.


  43. ???? Says:

    ^^^ who is actually “from” the city these days anyway, you ignorant fuck.


  44. m Says:

    Trying so hard.


  45. zippy Says:

    Hannah Montana night at Dave & Buster’s


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