Remember that Eddie Murphy show The PJs? Remember dude’s wife? Even though she was clay and old you could tell she was real cute in her day.

★★★★★★½☆☆☆

(Holy shit! This is the 600th Street Boner)

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27 Comments
  1. Bridget Says:

    YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM


  2. .Columbo Says:

    I’ve always imagined that fucking a Somalian would be the closest possible thing to Klingon sex.


  3. young american Says:

    she’s like a thick iman. more cats, please.


  4. Ruby Says:

    Oh damn, it IS the wife from The PJs in her glory days.


  5. Ruby Says:

    And congrats on 600 boners :)


  6. Felonious Says:

    PEEEEJAAAAYS. PROOJECTS.


  7. ew Says:

    o shit it looks just like her. also, i can’t remember if that show was funny or not.


  8. Wynn Says:

    yea, unlike this


  9. Coach Says:

    The caption is a Three point swish. Count ‘em.


  10. bob "the game is to be told" barker Says:

    im ussually championing tits and ass, but im feeling this. not my cup of jizz.


  11. Meowzy Says:

    Poppin’


  12. Red Says:

    Her name was Muriel Stubbs and she was played by Loretta Devine.


  13. Abraham Socrates Hussein Bambaataa Lincoln Says:

    she’s got the air of a prostitue about her. very nice how much?


  14. Books & Backpacks Says:

    Sheila E


  15. Fudgey Simmons Says:

    Smoking is the new Don’t.


  16. butterballs Says:

    LEAVE THIS POOR WOMAN ALONE!

    >:0


  17. Turd HAM Burglar Says:

    there was a crack-head and a witch doctor in that same building.
    SUUPER ! Hey SUUPER.

    claymashun


  18. crampon Says:

    she is the answer to freezing winters. not only will she cook you up some great meals, she will fuck you like you want, and let you fall asleep on her soft tits


  19. disgusting Says:

    doubt it.


  20. I Crap Sunshine Says:

    Vicky Pollard got a tan!


  21. Anonymous Says:

    that brown oversized bag clashes with the rest of the outfit. she should’ve worn rougher boots or maybe a print shirt.


  22. Michael Says:

    SB needs to come clean about their methodology and explain how this girl merits only half a kitten more than that nasty mess directly below her.


  23. You're Doing It Wrong (the original) Says:

    I agree with Anonymous about the bag. Also, she should ditch the cig if she ever wants to get laid again.


  24. Ted Danson's mama Says:

    she’s secretly a man, i see a five o’clock shadow forming
    just saying don’t be surprised if you see some jingling bits
    once she peels off those tights


  25. Freddie Murphy Says:

    I would rather get drunk enough to end up in Nicaragua than next to her the next day.


  26. Hairlipped Popeye Says:

    25 and a rock to tap it


  27. goombleuttoms Says:

    oh. my. god. im going to nicaragua too.


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