You better enjoy this Newmore Switchblades look while you can because it’s only a matter of time before teenagers start getting on your nerves again.
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Aren’t we bored with this yet? Chucks and pantaloons. He looks like EVERYONE. And the other night I saw six people wearing the same Beetlejuice plaid shirt, but not as a goof. Branch out everybody, come on, it’s ok.
04.14.09 at 10:04 am
i honestly can’t remember a time when teenagers didn’t get on my nerves, even when I was one.
and if this dude is a teenager I am a 115-pound illiterate Ukrainian mail-order bride.
04.14.09 at 10:25 am
um thanks for fuckin up the html you bastages
04.14.09 at 10:25 am
this is why i hate being a nigger!
04.14.09 at 11:07 am
He’s got the uniform, he just can’t pull it off.
04.14.09 at 11:30 am
lets see how many newmore switchblade references we can cram in here
04.14.09 at 12:25 pm
I can’t take anyone serious who has those retarded looking plugs in their ears, but people and their dumbass hats are getting on my nerves too.
04.14.09 at 12:41 pm
“I am the cult of personality.”
04.14.09 at 12:54 pm
i knew this kid once who had YOOJ fucking plugs in his ears, fuckit, they weren’t plugs, they were hubcaps. One day he comes along without his hubcaps in and goes “on account of I’m looking for a job” and I’m like “who wants to hire a 20-year-old with four-inch-long earlobes, long sleeves and a sideways mohawk?”
i think he got a job at wendy’s or something. He might even be a manager by now.
04.14.09 at 1:05 pm
looks like a smurf.
04.14.09 at 2:17 pm
This is so blah it kind of hurts.
04.14.09 at 3:49 pm
is he a teen?
He looks more like he’s in his early twenties.
04.14.09 at 4:42 pm
I saw a black youth wearing a Bad Brains t-shirt the other day. I’m starting to worry that black kids are going to get cool again and turn me back into fat Elvis.
04.14.09 at 5:06 pm
wow, ed zipco must be sucking a lot of mcinnes cock
04.14.09 at 5:26 pm
sucks
04.14.09 at 5:28 pm
It’s ok when one in every 10 black kids looks like this; but I went to a highschool basketball game last month between two inner-city schools and they all looked like this now.
04.14.09 at 5:44 pm
This has been the indie kid look for over a year now. The hood with the leather jacket ‘uniform’ is already annoying.
04.14.09 at 5:51 pm
that’s one tired-ass looking “teenager”
04.14.09 at 7:33 pm
fuck, why don’t you just ask if you can be in the band already?
04.14.09 at 9:19 pm
cooney ass lookin nicca. psh
04.15.09 at 10:09 pm
this is why “fuck new york”. if he came into my town dressed all clowny like this he’d be so red with blood by the end of it people would be kissing his hand saying “i’m so sorry. i didn’t know you were an indian!” and “i love indians”…”white man evil”, etc.
04.16.09 at 2:20 am
WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?
“Aren’t you gay?”
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT. I LOVE THE PUSSY!
04.16.09 at 1:07 pm
Newmore Switchblades are embarrassingly crappy. All of the bumping they get on this blog seems like the kind of mistake you make when you get just a bit too old, and your taste cortex starts getting rusty.
04.17.09 at 1:58 am
8 boners ??? are you Serious ?
everyone in new york dresses like this (even tweens)
He needs to stop stalking samantha ronson?
04.25.09 at 11:06 pm
i no for a fact that not too long ago this little fag had on some baggy nigger jeans and a rocca wear shirt so huge it looked like a fuckin moo moo,
now all these little ghetto hood bugger niglits wanna look like and act like white boys with nut huger jeans, fuckin hipsters
so fucking sad ….i hate posers..and hipsters
05.07.09 at 5:39 am