STREET BONER 1
If you’re having trouble meeting girls, make your own out of magic hearts, rainbow moonbeams and sparkle kisses. Don’t set her free though. It’s not worth the risk.
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July 3, 2009 12:00 pm
This person is going to chew you up and puke you out but you’re not a man until you’ve: had your heart broken, broken a heart, had the shit beaten out of you, and beaten the shit out of someone, so you might as well get this first part over with.
July 3, 2009 4:31 am
Are the words “J.A.P.s in July” in any Broadway songs about how great New York is? They should be.
01.23.08 at 3:56 pm
This broad is the best kind of crazy. She’ll chop up the rails and even cut the straw — but she won’t do any of the coke. She’ll just happily watch you and your friends doing it, all the while making sure you don’t kill yourself. “Would you like some more water honey?”
01.23.08 at 10:12 pm
People still go to the Viper Room?
01.29.08 at 4:39 am
Electric Barberella?
03.18.08 at 1:30 am
If it’s not the pedophilic bulge for the kawaii cougar; it’s the mock up back-drop of Junky’s Stoops-Central that tells me we’re fucking old. If only they really had campers in the rafters at the SNIPER ROOM, I’d be out of my misery.
04.17.08 at 12:49 am
Strawberry Shortcakes second cousin once removed.