STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

If you’re having trouble meeting girls, make your own out of magic hearts, rainbow moonbeams and sparkle kisses. Don’t set her free though. It’s not worth the risk.

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Wil Says:

This broad is the best kind of crazy. She’ll chop up the rails and even cut the straw — but she won’t do any of the coke. She’ll just happily watch you and your friends doing it, all the while making sure you don’t kill yourself. “Would you like some more water honey?”

01.23.08 at 3:56 pm
rob-omb Says:

People still go to the Viper Room?

01.23.08 at 10:12 pm
GGRRRR! Says:

Electric Barberella?

01.29.08 at 4:39 am
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

If it’s not the pedophilic bulge for the kawaii cougar; it’s the mock up back-drop of Junky’s Stoops-Central that tells me we’re fucking old. If only they really had campers in the rafters at the SNIPER ROOM, I’d be out of my misery.

03.18.08 at 1:30 am
Replicant Says:

Strawberry Shortcakes second cousin once removed.

04.17.08 at 12:49 am

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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