STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » STREET BONER 11

This kind of look is playing with fire and as you head towards the shoes you’re like, “Please don’t blow it. Please don’t blow it” then you’re done and you look back up at his face and you can’t believe it’s not butter. Wait, you can’t make a butterface joke when it’s a dude. Buthim?

See what Debbie Harry has to say

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12 Comments

Wil Says:

I’d be so nervous watching Debbie Harry judge me. Cause it would seriously affect me. Good or bad, it would change me forever.

01.23.08 at 4:17 pm
mr.wilson Says:

Brother she is judging you. She watches over us all.

01.23.08 at 8:18 pm
molly Says:

Daniel Day-Lewis in Gangs of New York.

01.23.08 at 11:16 pm
Lomeli Says:

Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon with a dash of Dali. That van is awesome. When I get enough money, fuck buying a beamer or whatever, I’m getting a big-ass 80’s van with a retarted/awesome paint job.

01.24.08 at 12:17 pm
GRRRRRR! Says:

Fuck this guy’s a STUD all those girls in back are just getting dressed who knew Son of Swearington was so skilled,it’s like….Clowncar Orgy!

01.29.08 at 4:46 am
louise Says:

He’s a real dreamer!!

02.02.08 at 6:54 pm
KITTEH Says:

hawt

02.21.08 at 3:12 am
Shannon Says:

Finished!
(There Will be Blood reference)

03.09.08 at 8:16 pm
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

My anime, MMORP game, independent international film and multi-platform game adaptations of Fantômas (release spring, 2010) are based on this – fuck, even my Wii mii looks like this.

03.18.08 at 2:51 am
Replicant Says:

At least he’s not nekkid.

04.17.08 at 1:16 am
Dane Says:

Id give him props, the hair is just a bit too long……it throws everything off.

06.16.08 at 4:07 am
Ilsa Says:

There’s no doubt in my mind. This guy has to be a registered sex offender with a mustache like that.

08.06.08 at 11:32 pm

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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