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10s like this teenage Béatrice Dalle need to dress mentally ill. That way when we see them we can convince ourselves they might be crazy enough to talk to us.

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16 Comments

Duderonomy Says:

I have to take a knee….WOW

01.23.08 at 6:27 pm
dearheart Says:

She had this picture taped to her bathroom mirror for inspiration:

http://static.blogo.it/fashionblog/LIND.jpg

Tragically, she had to borrow her mother’s hose to complete the look, and she only had control tops.

01.24.08 at 8:54 am
STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE - DEAR STREET BONERS, Says:

[...] don’t even know who she is but on the off chance you do, who is that girl you called a “Béatrice Dalle 10”? I don’t know about that weird bathing suit she had on but she is so pretty it’s [...]

01.24.08 at 9:13 am
yowza Says:

this is the fucking holy grail. also…gavin, i’m following you from vice. this shit is ill.

01.24.08 at 7:14 pm
rob-omb Says:

Why is the girl behind her dancing like Frankenstein?

01.25.08 at 2:19 pm
. Says:

willing-to-sniff-her-poo level hot.

01.28.08 at 10:26 pm
M Says:

How old is this girl, 50? Control-top pantyhose are always a no-no, especially if you have nothing that needs actual control.

01.29.08 at 12:09 am
GGRRRRRR!! Says:

Her Leotard makes me a Reotard!(well not just that)

01.29.08 at 4:47 am
flaky biscuit Says:

she would be an easy ‘10′ with no make up and dirty rags on… you hater chubbychasing lesbos dont even bother to comment ,ok?

01.31.08 at 2:12 pm
harrythelurcher Says:

Isn’t that batgirl girl in the background doing the mummy dance?

02.06.08 at 8:43 am
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

For years, I’ve been trying to visualise the feeling I call,”Now Rash Free.”

03.18.08 at 3:01 am
. Says:

I think my cum just cummed.

04.06.08 at 9:52 pm
Replicant Says:

Normally she would be wearing a wifebeater and cutoffs, but it’s laundry day.

04.17.08 at 1:21 am
Lza Says:

It would shock people to know the things I would eat out of her ass.

04.23.08 at 10:20 pm
IDIOT Says:

ITS JUST NOT FAIR!!….

05.02.08 at 8:41 pm
Kid Hominid Says:

Supernormal stimulus, yo. MUST MATE WITH. N O W.

03.17.09 at 12:37 am

STREET BONER 1119

This gives me a boner the size of Mars but I’m a sucker for old guys in Inca hats.

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STREET BONER 1118

Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.

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STREET BONER 1117

I love being gorgeous, working out, playing music, and making that crystal clear to as many people as possible beyond any shadow of any possible doubt.

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STREET BONER 1116

And there it is: the magical, crazy, powerful, nut-tangler that is black socks with heels.

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