STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Not sure you should be spending that many hours on your hair when you’re infinity-years-old.

This entry was posted on 08.22.07 at 10:08 pm by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

13 Comments

rob-omb Says:

He probably thinks E is still hip….

01.23.08 at 10:10 pm
MES. Says:

Euro peans.

01.24.08 at 5:29 am
Dustin Adjustin' Says:

Like most 25 year old northerns Euros, he’s got that weird, corpsey look about his skin.

01.24.08 at 4:59 pm
ebeth Says:

Pre-seeded Chia

01.29.08 at 3:00 pm
vaz Says:

cant believe somebody actually got the norman osborn (green goblin) from spiderman do.

01.31.08 at 4:57 am
Anonymous Says:

can’t believe someone over the age of 8 knows the name of the fucking green goblin.

02.01.08 at 1:08 pm
Anonymous Says:

can’t believe someone over the age of 8 knows the name of the green goblin.

02.01.08 at 1:08 pm
vaz Says:

i still am 8 you asshole

02.04.08 at 5:42 am
Maarlen Bierhat Says:

Oh, man! I used to have parachute cords; then, all of a sudden, junior high was over.

by the way, dude, you’re pissing off Metric tonnes of Marvellous comic book assholes.

03.18.08 at 1:34 am
Beef Says:

Ugh, I can only imagine the awful music playing in the background. Why do other people make life so fucking difficult?

03.19.08 at 8:29 pm
Replicant Says:

I’ve had ‘hat hair’ before, but never “ribbed condom’ hair….

04.17.08 at 12:51 am
Anonymous Says:

Jesus fucking Christ – I’ve wasted half an hour of my fucking life on this site and haven’t laughed once. I want my life back. Why so few fat burger-munching Yanks?

05.03.08 at 10:10 am
The Rattlesnake Says:

What ever happened to Dad’s buying a mazda miata , trying to fuck there secretaries, but going soft half way though and finally going home to his family.

01.22.09 at 1:14 am

STREET BONER 1127

Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.

ENLARGE

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STREET BONER 1126

“Wiggers” is a mean word that stings like a motherfucker but, somehow, “Bonkies” doesn’t pack the same wallop.

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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