With all the hubbub about Madonna’s hideous new face, we feel it’s time to reiterate something that should be painfully obvious.

With all the hubbub about Madonna’s hideous new face, we feel it’s time to reiterate something that should be painfully obvious. Plastic surgery does not make you look better – ever. It’s like Martin Short said, “You never look at an older woman who’s had plastic surgery and say, ‘Oh, there goes a 23 year-old.’ You say, ‘Oh, there’s a woman that was in a horrible fire but they had great surgeons and managed to save most of her face and make her look half decent. How tragic’.” The below video is not Meg Ryan getting ready for the Academy Awards but it sure as hell could be. Please stop doing this to your face ladies. Even you Long Island Jews with your nose jobs. It makes your nostrils look like holes. We liked your big nose.

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