STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

GIRL CRUSH: ORGASMIC COOKIE EATING BIG BROTHER UK 9 CONTESTANT

06.26.08

I don’t have satellite TV, so I was only recently made aware of the splendor that is Kathreya from Big Brother UK 9. She’s maybe retarded, and definitely into cookies. MORE»

Tags: big brother, cookies, questionably retarded people
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IT’S PRONOUNCED “KEEEEEEWWWWKIIIEEESSS”

01.31.08

KEWKIES

Tags: cookies, eating, fat
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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 02.05.10
DAS RACIST

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STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are, accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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GIRL CRUSH: ORGASMIC COOKIE EATING BIG BROTHER UK 9 CONTESTANT

IT’S PRONOUNCED “KEEEEEEWWWWKIIIEEESSS”

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