STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

FAT BOY GETS DRUNK, GOES SWIMMING

10.15.08

This is JUST like the time you got wasted on cheap cider and slipped and fell into a pool, except it involves an unfortunately named pony, fermented apples and a very frightened Mrs. Penhaligon. MORE»

Tags: boy, drunk, fat, penhaligon, pool, swimming
10 Comments

FAT NAKED OLD GUY IN A MOAT

10.08.08

I know this guy is probably crazy, but what if he wasn’t? Can’t a sane person just want to skinny dip in a moat? MORE»

Tags: crazy, fat, moat, skinny dipping
15 Comments

STUPID FAT PEOPLE

07.03.08

Question: Would you stick your dick in this? MORE»

Tags: dumb, fat, gay
23 Comments

IT’S PRONOUNCED “KEEEEEEWWWWKIIIEEESSS”

01.31.08

KEWKIES

Tags: cookies, eating, fat
9 Comments

STREET CARNAGE RADIO 07.12.11
ZEBRA KATZ MIXTAPE: CHAMPAGNE

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.