From the best episode of Intervention we’ve ever seen. Here is the original.

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Nobody seemed to care that we exposed the Jezebel incident as a publicity prank for a fledgling show, but it brought up a bigger, better point: the merits of being offensive.

Nobody seemed to care that we exposed the Jezebel incident as a publicity prank for a fledgling show, but it brought up a bigger, better point: the merits of being offensive. “Shock value” has this eye-rolling connotation that implies you’re just saying “rape cunt nigger fuck shit” like a kid with turettes tourettes and have no idea what the fuck you’re trying to say. This is rarely the case. Usually, shocking writing is there to bring a new argument into the fold. Provocation is a writer’s obligation. Otherwise you’re just preaching to the converted which is boring – like church.

America is one of the few places in the world (shit, in North America) where you can get away with saying whatever you want so you’d be a fucking nigger faggot kyke cunt paki whore not to take advantage of it. Remember, it’s not illegal. I know, I know, Blognigger recently said some almost bad things about Chassids and shut his site down when he was told “What you do not have is the right to do is to discriminate on people based on their appearance or their religion. What you did to this man was illegal, in g-d’s eyes yes, and since you dont care, let me remind you it is ILLEGAL according to the state of New York as well.” The guy who wrote that letter to Blognigger didn’t do his research. It’s illegal to discriminate when it comes to HIRING someone but you can SAY anything you want whenever you want, no matter how obscene. Blognigger looked this up and is back on site, being funny and using bad words. Praise g-d.

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For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy.

For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy. Check out how sexy I am jogging around the track in these puppies.

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Also check out:

FOR THE LADIES – HOW TO PEE IN PUBLIC

JEZEBEL: WEARING HIGH HEELS (PART 1)

JEZEBEL: HOW TO PUT ON MAKE-UP

JEZEBEL: APPLYING MAKEUP, PART 2

SALON.COM: MAN ON THE STREET IN STILETTOS

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More like this:

JEZEBEL: HOW TO PUT ON MAKE-UP

JEZEBEL: APPLYING MAKEUP, PART 2

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Gavin sat down for a second makeup lesson by the Jezebel girls. He yelled as he had eyeliner drawn in his eye, and also burped—and then blew it—in Slut Machine’s face.

Gavin sat down for a second makeup lesson by the Jezebel girls. He yelled as he had eyeliner drawn in his eye, and also burped—and then blew it—in Slut Machine’s face.

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Intervention had one of the best New York quotes I’ve ever heard: “We’re Italian Americans. We Stick together, we help our parents when they get sick, and we stick together.”


Intervention had one of the best New York quotes I’ve ever heard: “We’re Italian Americans. We Stick together, we help our parents when they get sick, and we stick together.” It reminded me of the time I saw the Circle Jerks open for GBH and they said, “This next band (GBH) is from Bristol. This is the kind of town where you can only do two things. You either joint the army, start a band or work in a factory.” This happened in New York so it counts as a New York quote. Here’s two other gems from last Sunday’s New York Post.

1- HOW INTENSE?

From the Post’s Page Six Magazine:

Kelly Ripa seems to manage marriage, career, her killer bod and parenthood with a smile plastered on her face. Of course, it helps that she has a supportive husband, household help—and an intense do-it-yourself attitude.

2- AT THE CANCER VIXEN SPALAPALOOZA BENEFIT FOR THE BREAST CLINIC AT ST VINCENTS HOSPITAL FOR UNINSURED WOMEN

It was a bash for breasts, but all eyes were focused below the belt on the blue-polished big toenails (with hand-painted yellow scorpions) of Silvano Marchetto. At the Cancer Vixen Spalapalooza! benefit for the Breast Clinic at St. Vincent’s Hospital for uninsured women, the restaurateur showed off his toenails painted by the Cancer Vixen herself, cartoonist Marisa Acocella Mar- chetto.

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I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works.

I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works. It also means I will have to support them any way I can when they discuss how to put on make up and what sucks about wearing high heel shoes.

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