Obama supporters get real ornery when confronted with friends who support McCain.

Obama supporters get real ornery when confronted with friends who support McCain.

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Less than two weeks after I did my hilarious Gene Simmons routine, John McCain ripped it off and made an ass of himself in the process. Grow up you 72 year-old child.

Less than two weeks after I did my hilarious Gene Simmons routine, John McCain ripped it off and made an ass of himself in the process. Grow up you 72 year-old child.

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Jesus, maybe Palin is going to win. She could probably take a dump on Katie Couric’s desk and McCain would still pull off this election – goddamn the jesuspower of the Insane Clown Posse that makes up the majority of this country: Check this shit out.

Jesus, maybe Palin is going to win. She could probably take a dump on Katie Couric’s desk and McCain would still pull off this election – goddamn the jesuspower of the Insane Clown Posse that makes up the majority of this country: Check this shit out.

Innocent little teen does her little dance to “I kissed a girl and I liked it,” and the fucking hypocritical jetards at her Texas highschool decide to suspend her fr — shit, I swear to christ this is completely real: I keep trying to rant about this issue and get angry at the antigay conservatives, but I literally keep having to run to the bathroom and pump-off because of the cheerleader-skirts, pep-rallys, and smoking-cigarettes-behind-the-gym images that keep popping into my head while I’m trying to focus. Disciplined; twirl team; Van Zandt County; band practice; perform at a Home Game.

Ok, I can handle it. shit, brb, just thought of their ankles.

…That was real. Finished on this chick. (Ma, don’t click that, she’s naked – also Shana Tova, and you left your camera at our house – talk to K about getting it back after she picks the kids up today thx)

So these fucknuts in the administration at their school: They blow the whistle on these poor girls, yet their official explanation is that they don’t allow their school-produced entertainment to contain any kind of suggestive behavior that references any sexual activity including kissing.

Jesus Christ that’s a strict school! No suggestion of kissing!? So no school plays such as Oliver Twist, because of that scene where Bill Sykes kisses Nancy, and no Little Shop of Horrors, and obviously no Grease.

You sure you guys don’t want to revise that? No suggestion of kissing, or is it just double-headed-dildo-ass-to-ass DYKE kissing that is verboten?

I can’t believe they don’t have the balls to admit tha– wait a tick… Maybe this is a great sign! Have Ellen and Rosie really made so much of an impact that a high school in TEXAS is afraid to admit to the mainstream media that they don’t allow dykiness and faggotry and sin during homecoming? No fishy fisting? No eating of trout on school property?

So maybe this indicates an epic win.

TerrapinNigger looked up from his bong last night to ask me “could the school be right? I mean, would you want your daughter dancing to that fuckin song?”

Way to go, Tim Russert. Just like those geniuses in death penalty arguments:

I mean, as a FATHER, if I have a daughter, then hell yes I’m against her dancing to ANY of this shit, genius. That being said, I’m also against her being a fuckin cheerleader, speaking to boys without full burka, or indeed leaving the house at night until she’s 30. Ya gotta DE-personalize this shit to look at the issues objectively, Copernicus. Go back to bob weir’s tasty rhythm licks.

In any case, it ends up I’m not ranting against the school board one way or another; I just think that both levels – their decision and their explanation – serve as an interesting barometer for exactly where our society’s at TODAY. Either way, Palin could rip off her shirt tonight, press her tits onto the podium like a mammogram table, and the jetards would still have her back…And we may be fucked because of it.

brb, palintits.

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This doesn’t make any sense. How can there be “no difference” between one guy who 150 million people like and another guy who 150 million people like.

This doesn’t make any sense. How can there be “no difference” between one guy who 150 million people like and another guy who 150 million people like. We were told Obama is going to end the war and make all racists stop being racist and everyone will finally get along. He’s also going to bring “change.” McCain on the other hand is going to make tons more wars and promote racism and let corporations kill us. Oh and he’s going to make abortions illegal again. Isn’t that the deal?

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