Dear Lesley,
Can you tell me what to do with my life? ‘Cause I can’t. MORE»
STREET CARNAGE GOES TO PARIS
12.01.08
When we say “Paris” what we really mean is “Pigalle and Montmarte and maybe a quick sojourn outside but very rarely because it feels kind of barren in the rest of the city.” MORE»
STEVE GUTTENBURG JOGS NUDE
11.06.08
No he doesn’t. There’s no way this is real. Why do people fake things like this? It’s so easy to find real freaks out there. Nick Nolte probably takes his garbage out in the nude. You can’t do a stake out over there? MORE»
BAD SIGN O’ THE TIMES
11.05.08
Saw this in my neighborhood. This isn’t meant to be funny. You know times are hard when a discount variety store has layaway plans. MORE»
DEAR STREET CARNAGE: RICH PEOPLE AREN’T SO RICH
11.04.08
Dear Street Carnage,
When my friends ask me if I’m voting for Barack Obama, I ask them if they’ll pay me for the additional taxes I’ll be paying. They usually laugh and say Obama is only going to tax the richest five percent of the population.
UPDATE / NOTICE: WE PRINT EVERY LETTER WE GET.
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NYC: BANKSY MADE A PET STORE
10.16.08
If you haven’t checked it out yet, you need to make your way over to Banksy’s pet store on 7th Ave between 10AM and noon (what’s with those fucking hours?) midnight. It’s basically like “It’s a Small World After All” but with wieners. MORE»
SUPERTOUCH: FAFI PIECE IN BROOKLYN
10.15.08
Supertouch has pics of a recent Fafi piece. We were there. Here’s what it looked like before. MORE»
NETFLIX MOVIE WATCHING CHAMPIONSHIPS UPDATE
10.06.08
Been documenting this Movie Watching World Championship and losing my fucking mind. So far six of the eight contestants have fallen asleep. MORE»
SUPERTOUCH: BANKSY GOES CORPORATE
10.06.08
Banksy recently unveiled his latest massive murals featuring the trademarked rat character. MORE»
HOMELESS PEOPLE IN NEW YORK CITY
10.02.08
The general consensus is: New York has become yuppified and “old New York” is gone for good. Anyone who says this must have eyeballs that are allergic to junkies and bums because every time we step outside, we see a ton of both. MORE»
