WORD ON THE STREET: MICHAEL JACKSON PT. 2


I’m a pretty big Michael Jackson fan. The only thing is that me and my friends talk about the raping of the little 13-year-old boy. MORE»

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ASK BARF: TELL ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

Dear Lesley,

Can you tell me what to do with my life? ‘Cause I can’t. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE GOES TO PARIS

Street Carnage in Paris France
When we say “Paris” what we really mean is “Pigalle and Montmarte and maybe a quick sojourn outside but very rarely because it feels kind of barren in the rest of the city.” MORE»

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STEVE GUTTENBURG JOGS NUDE

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No he doesn’t. There’s no way this is real. Why do people fake things like this? It’s so easy to find real freaks out there. Nick Nolte probably takes his garbage out in the nude. You can’t do a stake out over there? MORE»

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BAD SIGN O’ THE TIMES

Discount store

Saw this in my neighborhood. This isn’t meant to be funny. You know times are hard when a discount variety store has layaway plans. MORE»

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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: RICH PEOPLE AREN’T SO RICH

Dear Street Carnage,

When my friends ask me if I’m voting for Barack Obama, I ask them if they’ll pay me for the additional taxes I’ll be paying. They usually laugh and say Obama is only going to tax the richest five percent of the population.
UPDATE / NOTICE: WE PRINT EVERY LETTER WE GET.
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NYC: BANKSY MADE A PET STORE

Banksy Pet Store

If you haven’t checked it out yet, you need to make your way over to Banksy’s pet store on 7th Ave between 10AM and noon (what’s with those fucking hours?) midnight. It’s basically like “It’s a Small World After All” but with wieners. MORE»

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SUPERTOUCH: FAFI PIECE IN BROOKLYN

Fafi piece in Brooklyn


Supertouch has pics
of a recent Fafi piece. We were there. Here’s what it looked like before. MORE»

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NETFLIX MOVIE WATCHING CHAMPIONSHIPS UPDATE

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Been documenting this Movie Watching World Championship and losing my fucking mind. So far six of the eight contestants have fallen asleep. MORE»

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SUPERTOUCH: BANKSY GOES CORPORATE

Banksy unveils latest murals

Banksy recently unveiled his latest massive murals featuring the trademarked rat character. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 02.05.10
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