
The general consensus is: New York has become yuppified and “old New York” is gone for good. Anyone who says this must have eyeballs that are allergic to junkies and bums because every time we step outside, we see a ton of both. MORE»

The general consensus is: New York has become yuppified and “old New York” is gone for good. Anyone who says this must have eyeballs that are allergic to junkies and bums because every time we step outside, we see a ton of both. MORE»

My show SPIN is running at the Cherry Lane Theater starting Oct 3-Nov 8. This is fiery political shit not some lily-livered broadway sap. MORE»

Went to Re-Bar in Dumbo. When I asked these completely wasted fools where they were from, just after the shirtless guy tried to give me a lapdance (yuck), they told me Williamsburg. MORE»

The main thing to remember about living with cockroaches and rats and rat shit is to never take your shoes off (even while you are sleeping). MORE»

I come from a tiny town in Northern Canada so when you’re listening to what I have to say about New York City, know that I have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about. MORE»

Intervention had one of the best New York quotes I’ve ever heard: “We’re Italian Americans. We Stick together, we help our parents when they get sick, and we stick together.” MORE»

When Flavor Flav said, “You got to shut that garbage off” he was talking about soap operas but how about those fucking fire alarms going every half hour, all night, every night of the week. MORE»

Hi. I know you’ve got a bit of a thing with LA, bordering on a complex maybe. MORE»

This great new site is by a black Manhattanite who is getting gentrified out of Brooklyn even though he’s rich as shit. MORE»
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