Invite all your friends over and have them bring their own sharp knives because you’re not going to have enough. If they get arrested on the way to your house have them stab the cop and then freak out and run back home. Become their alibi. MORE»
10.30.08
Playing around with high grade pharmaceutical amphetamines and taking stabs at things is a certainly a no-no. MORE»
Tags: carving, halloween, pumpkin
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