It’s funny, I’ve never technically fucked a whore. Here’s why I avoid that whole scene: MORE»
SERIOUS POPPERS
12.03.08ASK BLOGNIGGER: SHOULD I ADMIT TO MY WIFE THAT I’M GAY?
11.26.08
Astute Reader Franz the Fake writes:
Blognigger,
Alright, here’s my sob story. I’m a forty-one year old dad that lives in Park Slope. I’ve got the two greatest kids in the world and my wife is my best friend. But let me get right to it: It’s become clear to me over the last ten years that I am gay. Not bi-sexual, gay. MORE»
WASTED PUSHUPS: VIAGRA
11.05.08
Well, we won the election and the earth is fucking saved. Oh well, time to go back to talking about my dick. MORE»
THE IMPLICATIONS OF MORNING WOOD
10.17.08
It’s not often that a writer sits down and candidly discusses his morning erections. If you’re a male, I’m sure you’ve had a morning erection. If you’re a female, chances are you’ve accidentally bumped into a morning erection. What are we to make of it all? MORE»
FINANCIAL SLAVERY
10.10.08
Hey, all you masochistic, self-loathing male worms who enjoy being battered and shat upon by dominant females—open up your wallets, ’cuz there’s a newer, simpler, more thoroughly degrading game in town! MORE»
DEAR STREET CARNAGE: BESTIALITY MADE ME HORNY
10.08.08
Seriously, what the fuck is up with a story about bestiality that is written so poignantly that you have trouble trying not to get horny while reading it? MORE»
ASK BARF: WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN WITH JOBS?
10.06.08
Dear Lesley,
I am in a bind and am hoping you can help. I hooked up with this guy about a month ago and we’ve been sleeping together about five times a week ever since. MORE»
PICKING UP CHICKS
07.10.08
I wrote a pretty nerdy post about how to spam the internet for girls. MORE»
THE AWESOMEST SLUMBER PARTY EVS?
06.13.08
A pair of Bucks County, PA moms have been arrested after a sleepover involving six teenage boys turned into an orgy of sorts. MORE»
SCENE REPORT: THUNDER BAY, ONTARIO, CANADA
05.29.08
So what the fuck is Thunder Bay, right? Well, the only other city that is under a 6-hour drive from Thunder Bay is Duluth, Minnesota, and if Duluth makes you feel sick to your stomach, then Thunder Bay will make puke come overflowing out of your mouth. MORE»
