WE MADE IT!

Street Carnage made it to Smut Cave. In your face world! Now we’re writing about him doing a thing on how we blogged about him. Hopefully this post gets mentioned on Smut Cave and we can talk about it here again. MORE»

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DEAR DREW: WE NEVER HAVE SEX

In my last relationship i used to be with a guy who was seriously into drugs and crazy sex. I would almost have considered him to be a sex addict, or maybe just a stimulation addict. I naturally had a lower sex drive than him, and although I MORE»

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PURPLE DIARY

If you’re not familiar with Purple Magazine, you may know it as that magazine your girlfriend is really into that with tax will usually cost about $30. The price is completely worth it MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE STREET MAGIC


I’ve been getting into card tricks recently but I gotta tell you. They are way more difficult than you think they are. MORE»

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SERIOUS POPPERS


It’s funny,
I’ve never technically fucked a whore. Here’s why I avoid that whole scene: MORE»

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ASK BLOGNIGGER: SHOULD I ADMIT TO MY WIFE THAT I’M GAY?


Astute Reader Franz the Fake writes:

Blognigger,

Alright, here’s my sob story. I’m a forty-one year old dad that lives in Park Slope. I’ve got the two greatest kids in the world and my wife is my best friend. But let me get right to it: It’s become clear to me over the last ten years that I am gay. Not bi-sexual, gay. MORE»

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THE IMPLICATIONS OF MORNING WOOD


It’s not often that a writer sits down and candidly discusses his morning erections. If you’re a male, I’m sure you’ve had a morning erection. If you’re a female, chances are you’ve accidentally bumped into a morning erection. What are we to make of it all? MORE»

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FINANCIAL SLAVERY

financial slavery

Hey, all you masochistic, self-loathing male worms who enjoy being battered and shat upon by dominant females—open up your wallets, ’cuz there’s a newer, simpler, more thoroughly degrading game in town! MORE»

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DEAR STREET CARNAGE: BESTIALITY MADE ME HORNY

Auntie\'s Dog Days

Seriously, what the fuck is up with a story about bestiality that is written so poignantly that you have trouble trying not to get horny while reading it? MORE»

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ASK BARF: WHERE ARE ALL THE MEN WITH JOBS?

Ask Lesley Arfin

Dear Lesley,

I am in a bind and am hoping you can help. I hooked up with this guy about a month ago and we’ve been sleeping together about five times a week ever since. MORE»

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STREET CARNAGE RADIO 07.12.11
ZEBRA KATZ MIXTAPE: CHAMPAGNE

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