For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy. MORE»
07.30.08
After bitching about women not wearing heels enough, the ladies over at Jezebel made me literally walk a mile in their shoes. It sucked. MORE»
Tags: gavin, heels, JEZEBEL, slut machine
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27 Comments
07.24.08
Gavin sat down for a second makeup lesson by the Jezebel girls. He yelled as he had eyeliner drawn in his eye, and also burped—and then blew it—in Slut Machine’s face. MORE»
Tags: eyeliner, JEZEBEL, makeup, slut machine
4 Comments
4 Comments
07.22.08
I got a job at a girl’s gossip site as their resident male. This means I will answer all their questions about what men want and also explain how a penis works. MORE»
Tags: gawker, JEZEBEL, slut machine, tracie egan
30 Comments
30 Comments
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