As if Gladys wasn’t creepy enough, the nurses load her up with mescaline and turn her loose in the suburbs wearing a rubber skeleton mask. MORE»

I tell ya how we find Bob: We huff the space dust and get into this guy’s minivan and talk all night about the novel he’s thinking about writing. MORE»

Forget auto-tuning and all of the uproar of Justin Bieber, the only MC you will ever need to know is Pesci. You get it all with this sweaty little Italian man.

While mourning the loss of America’s Sweetheart Gary Coleman, I totally forgot to do a tribute to America’s Romeo: Dennis Hopper.

How does a man who wraps a condom over his head become a germaphobic host of a popular game show?

You meet this guy on line, he says he’s 20 and sure, he seems all interested in your video games and sunglasses, but when he arranges to meet you in the Walmart parking lot and gets you home, it’s another story.

LET’S WORK IT OUT will permeate your brain and birth an egg of greatness that will hatch out of your skull.

What happens when Cronenberg and Sally mate?! Well friends, it’s a catastrophic orgasm consisting of brain matter and aquanet.

These are the moments dads live for. Their young martyr cheering about homemade napalm and a paralyzed pregnant woman is Cat Stevens to their ears. MORE»

Any time Mike attempts to be insightful, it just winds up sounding like a barf laced lecture by David Lynch.