STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » 1 HOOKER ALL WEEKEND

Hooker was a créme de la force of Cop Shows and TV in general and always will remain so. Check out the ACTION they packaged into each episode. Check out Shatner’s pause and lip quiver after he says "Learn". Check out the EXTRAS giving so much more,extra,in everything they did. Fall prey to the "sartorial splendor" and the up to date snack references such as "pizza" and "sushi". In fact why is TV still making TV? Hooker made the viewer it’s "John" and TV has just been a cheap, filthy, diseased whore ever since.

Eat shit TV, Hooker has left the building!
xo
PINKY

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7 Comments

loomis Says:

i’m gay

06.13.08 at 2:16 pm
trust fund Says:

that plaid suit gave my eyes a rash, but in a good way.

06.13.08 at 6:43 pm
fag's perspective Says:

i like when he was on the lord finesse song saying “can’t help you hooker”

06.14.08 at 4:19 pm
Gayboners Says:

@ loomis:

I’m gay.

06.15.08 at 2:08 am
lol@u Says:

lol “shat”ner

06.16.08 at 9:13 am
neverstop Says:

That was the most amazing comp of boring Shatner EVER!
luv u TV CARNAGE!

06.16.08 at 1:33 pm
revolver Says:

Am I old if I watched TJ Hooker while it was on network tv?

06.18.08 at 1:42 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.