STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A GLIMMER OF ACTING

Who says you need a really good actor for every role? Hollywood will never accept the fact that they do not need a Forest Whitaker to play Idi Amin when they could use this guy from the home shopping network. Sometimes you need a guy who is so unconvincing at acting that it reminds you that life can unconvincing and that’s a gift. So Hollywood, you can keep your Queen Latifahs and your Oscars and we’ll give our greatest award to this guy, our thanks.

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6 Comments

muthafutha Says:

that WAS a bold move, to publicly declare that he WON’T, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, allow the world to destroy itself. what’s his home address, I want to kill him!

04.15.08 at 8:00 pm
ram Says:

hahah, is this from left behind? if so, where the hell is kirk cameron?

04.16.08 at 9:29 am
sarahhaha Says:

The reporters are so excellent too.

04.16.08 at 11:53 am
sarahhaha Says:

a double scoop of brutal. A CAnadian Home Shopping Network STAR!

04.16.08 at 5:09 pm
Lupus Says:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apocalypse_(film)

04.20.08 at 4:11 am
Chachi Says:

Oh yeah, this is definately from the Left Behind series. Horrible acting.

04.25.08 at 9:13 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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