STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A KILLER RECIPE FOR BLUEBERRY MUMBLE

Matlock was the James Gold Bond of geriatric television. Yes, there was Murder She Wrote and Diagnosis Murder but only Matlock took the time to squeeze recipes into the plot for no specific reason. I guess it was considered folksy charm but whatever it was, it made for some great snacks. So, get out your pencils and laptop pads out, this Blueberry Mumble recipe sounds like it contains ingredients.

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8 Comments

Gavin Says:

Hey NBC, it’s called a LAV.

07.10.09 at 11:38 am
Parry Says:

I have listened to it about ten times. All I got was “crust” “6 blueberries” “roll it out”.

07.10.09 at 12:18 pm
guy Says:

I worked on this episode, and I can assure you that man was hooked up with twelve lavs. In fact, the younger gentleman isn’t even wearing one.

07.10.09 at 12:20 pm
JuCIFER Says:

You’re supposed to play in backwards, it’s a recipe for mayhem.

SATAN

07.10.09 at 12:30 pm
Satan Davis Jr. Says:

If a Light Armoured Vehicle doesn’t get rid of mumbling then I don’t know what will.

07.10.09 at 2:41 pm
James Gold Bond Says:

Hahahaha. Nice.

07.10.09 at 3:24 pm
mr.meat Says:

so it took you all day to make this right? and you have completely forgotten that you set it forth into the internet wasteland, right? and the only igit of controlled thought on your part was the internalized, “tee hee hee hee” when you pressed the “send” button, right?

thought so.

07.11.09 at 9:00 pm
beckles Says:

^ and…?

07.17.09 at 12:44 am

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