STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A LESBIAN DOLLY AND SLY

I love this film. Their romantic chemistry is like more biological weapon than biology and that brings me to my next amazing point: I have two theories in life and only two. One is that Dolly Parton is a lesbian and the other is that Sly got kneed in the ballzezez when he tried to place his digits in her baby tunnel.

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5 Comments

buffalowinger Says:

i’m buying that today to add to the collection.

10.15.09 at 2:52 pm
Maxipad Says:

Shes hot though…I would…

10.15.09 at 9:05 pm
Anonymous Says:

You can’t spell biological yet you can spell biology?

10.16.09 at 9:54 am
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Directed by the same guy who did A Christmas Story and Porky’s.

10.20.09 at 9:46 am
Anonymous Says:

That’s funny, because I’ve always thought Frank Stallone was a fag. Has anybody here ever heard Songs from the Saddle? What about Frankie and Billy?

10.25.09 at 11:26 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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