STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » A PERFECT NIGHT

This is the sane-itized version of events that your memory plays back for you, the morning after you were stumbling; fornicated out of your mind on the drugs, stealing free alcohol at a gallery opening full of people mostly doing the same. Then you realize you are in Chi Chi’s bathroom chillin’ oot on a bed made from barf.

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4 Comments

Donald Trump Says:

Rosie’s a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie.

07.17.09 at 6:54 pm
no Says:

chi chi’s, nice i remember that hole

07.18.09 at 1:47 pm
yesterday's news Says:

Did she say “Jewish”? Hahaha. Jewish! No, just my fat mongoloid sister.

07.18.09 at 8:54 pm
fuckoffface Says:

EXACTLY ! WHAT A RECIPE FOR RAPE. Romantically… that is, with beer.

07.20.09 at 3:50 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.