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A RICH TRADITION OF STREET CARNAGE MAGIC

Yes we are kicking the year off with more and more and more. A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is back and full of more shit eating, good times. The TV CARNAGE re-release of the 1998 CLASSIC is BLASSIC! A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC is available in all of it’s sinful glory on video digital video digital disc, along with commentary, extras and and extra ,extras. A RICH TRADITION OF MAGIC will be available in stores JAN 14TH or whenever whitey put dem pon dem shelves BUT it is available to you to pre- order JANUARY 7TH 2009. Get it before the “afters” get it. OH Maaannn it’s good!

The STREET CARNAGE STORE is as awesome as smashing a saxophone with a baseball bat!

This entry was posted on 01.05.09 at 1:21 am by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Anonymous Says:

Simian. You a nigger of the light cakes and vama marga, but I’d say quit while you’s ahead. Some don’t fair too well for ~JHVH~ abyss in the well of the night. Was cool til this but try thinking not so touch. Alkalines, crystall phones, lotophagoi, shake thy tail with mancy. Be hepped up for the big wrong, which isn’t oval or overt. Know where I be calling from, Uriel, below you.

01.05.09 at 2:10 am
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

Tumblin’

01.05.09 at 8:36 am
slutardgirl Says:

FUCKING YES!

01.05.09 at 2:06 pm
Fistula Says:

I will be purchasing this fine product.

01.05.09 at 3:43 pm
Brian Says:

The “To Live and Die in LA” title sequence is quite nice. I hope scenes from that gem are included in the TVC Cop Movie.

01.05.09 at 6:57 pm

STREET BONER 1125

Pulling back your sleeve to show your tattoos seems queer but that’s what tattoos are: accessories.

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STREET BONER 1124

You may have noticed there’s a lot of music industry chicks at SXSW all dressed up with no interest in you whatsoever. You may have also noticed you’re not in a band.

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STREET BONER 1123

I love music nerds because they’re experts in other people saying, “Kick out the jams motherfuckers!”

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STREET BONER 1122

The only way you’re going to get laid at SXSW is to find a girl who doesn’t mind having sex in a closet or on the floor of a shitty hotel room at six in the morning. In other words, you’re not going to get laid at SXSW.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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