STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » AN EXERCISE IN ALMOST FILTH

While working on my new full-length TV CARNAGE Exercise Video I’ve been exposed to some of humanities most desperate ploys to make money. However, one ploy that always works for me is the exercise video that is consistently on the cusp of becoming a unforgettably filthy gang bang film but pulls back to fulfill it’s promise of being a good old fashioned, wholesome money grab.
P.S. Guy shooting this, when you are dealing with a skin tone that isn’t Caucasian/European American you have to calibrate your readings and lighting to not make him NOT look like a guy David Duke would doodle on his duo tannnnngggg.

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7 Comments

Last In Line For Almost Gang Bang Says:

You guys leave some for me, too.

04.03.09 at 3:00 pm
Kippy the Kelpy Says:

Why is the black guy wearing a different color than the whities

04.03.09 at 11:31 pm
i want Says:

tvcarnage > boners

04.04.09 at 2:18 pm
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Says:

they are all dressed like cartoon bears. radical

04.04.09 at 7:49 pm
American you have to calibrate your readings Says:

Perhaps a little Ambi fade cream?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfaF12ulGi4

04.06.09 at 10:34 am
mons Says:

they’re so goofy! whatdja do that for, goof??

04.07.09 at 10:46 am
Squirrelypoops Says:

I hate how the street boner tag thingy is longer than the gd videoclip.

04.22.09 at 10:44 am

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.