STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » TOTALLY FRAMED AND GORGEOUS

First of all Steven Page was framed #B - he was going through a hard time and he wouldn't do that sort of thing, eves. He just wouldn't do that to us! As our video shows he rubs his nose a lot, so what!
More importantly, did he have some work done? He looks so vivacious! Chiseled even.

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7 Comments

Gayboners Says:

Word has it these guys are verifiable homosexuals.

Jus’ sayin’.

08.01.08 at 12:37 pm
dungho Says:

FUNNY SHIT! there i said it.

08.01.08 at 4:07 pm
debraw Says:

that is serious nose wipey.
HE WAS FRAMED!

08.01.08 at 8:32 pm
Geln Says:

I love fat cokeheads – I’m one of them! I’ll often eat a large Domino’s pizza or a hearty meal before embarking on a coke binge. It fortifies your belly; especially for all the booze that will inevitably be drank to take the edge off.

The stupid rumour goes that Belushi and Farley cut their coke with butter – that’s wrong. They loved coke too much to do that. They just also loved food. Fuck, I’m high as shit.

Fuck man, I’d love to see a meeting of the other bandmates commenting on how Steven got busted and how their Disney tour is fucked. I bet that Ginger Minge that plays stand-up bass is shaking with rage and totally taking it out on his gf/bf/cat.

08.03.08 at 4:04 am
Awe Man, Says:

I kept looking at the other fat guy, didn’t quite get it, funny still tho. yeah, oh that cokehead… snow white and the seven DWARFS, so tired of coke faces making faces

08.04.08 at 12:15 pm
asswhole Says:

Please keep burning them. No one can burn like you pinky carnage!

08.04.08 at 12:58 pm
my two cents worth Says:

steven page: if i had a million dollars ……i’d do some rails and take a big shit!

08.10.08 at 3:32 pm

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