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I like to pretend this is what John Travolta’s life would have been like if Hollywood never existed. A planet of people running from him or randomly stopping him, yelling at him for something stupid he did and then punching his giant cleft chin right off of his non-Hollywood face.
Wouldn’t that be great?! Mmmmmm.

This entry was posted on 08.11.08 at 11:45 am by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

Smash Uppercut Says:

Lord Xenu is not pleased

08.11.08 at 12:35 pm
Chachi and his Gizmo Says:

“Like, oh my God, Mista’ Kotta’, I sweah…”

08.11.08 at 2:24 pm
OH boy Says:

I’d like to hear that same ’smack’ of a fist against his face but with the J. Revolta we all know from the movie “Phenomenon”… because angels as scary as that need punching.

08.11.08 at 3:22 pm
drowsy Says:

Goddamn I hat eItslianss. and im drimnk.

08.12.08 at 1:41 am
stuartlittler Says:

I WISH this was reality…..gaaaaddddddddddd

08.12.08 at 12:38 pm

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