STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » DRUG ADDICTS DO GET A FREE LUNCH!

I can’t think of a better idea. Can I PLEASE be invited to each trophy hand off? PLEASE! The first one will start at a semi, upscale LA bistro, the next will be at a McDonald’s and the third one will be behind a Jack In The Box and then the forth will be under a bridge, paid for with the proceeds from a trucker who just had a jack in one of their boxes.
But seriously, I wish them all the luck in the world and I can’t wait to see them all back in seasons 2,3,4 and 5. No, but seriously, they are gonna be just fine.
P.S. Since this will be for the “rest of their lives” who do you think will be the last one crawling?
I sayyyyy… Chyna.
Just cause I want to see an 80-year-old man/woman, cracking heads at the olden-daze home.

This entry was posted on 08.12.08 at 12:07 pm by Derrick Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

7 Comments

Lugen Says:

That guy from Crazy Town deserves to live in a box, stuck in an acid induced trip where he has to relive his first day of school forever.

08.12.08 at 1:37 pm
summit cookin' Says:

kenickie!
quelle guine.

08.12.08 at 4:25 pm
marshall Says:

i agree with Lugen. somewhere deep down inside i can sorta feel for the rest of those folks, but that Crazy Town guy deserves to suffer. what do you bet he’s back on the pipe as i type this?

08.12.08 at 5:11 pm
Chachi and his Gizmo Says:

I know Conway was in a really weird state at that point, but I was embarrassed for him when he made that pathetic speach.

08.13.08 at 8:11 am
dinglebells Says:

“Jack in one of their boxes” CLASSIC!

08.14.08 at 12:47 pm
uhh... Says:

speach?

08.14.08 at 7:13 pm
Gayboners Says:

Back when it was new, my bf was really into that Crazy Town guy. It gives me great joy to know they’re BOTH limp-dick addicts now.

08.14.08 at 8:13 pm

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