On July 31st 2008, diligent, quiet, church custodian Vince Li, quietly and diligently severed and snacked on a young man’s head on a Greyhound bus on it’s way to Manitoba. As a result Li is not only in trouble for committing this perfect crime, he also destroyed a human life, gave Edmonton the new moniker “Beheadmonton” and absolutely obliterated an ad campaign. The campaign simply stated: “There’s a reason you’ve never heard of BUS RAGE”" and until Vince Li, it was a clever, whimsical reminder to us all that taking the bus for endless mind numbing, smelly, journeys was the brightest idea in the world.

Well, the ads were kinda true barring the occasional cough syrup fueled, slow motion fist fights but Vince really set the rage-bar ablaze.

Vince Li you suck shit.

P.S. There are now big money bets in Canada on what the kid was listening to on his ipod.
Maybe, “The Final Countdown”?


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19 Comments
  1. Swilliamson Says:

    The Canada!


  2. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    i mean i just had a smoke with the guy, i mean the head


  3. tommy gun Says:

    his facebook says “Tims favorite band was I.C.P (Insane Clown Posse)”


  4. Thomas Bagge Says:

    i wonder if he ripped one or something…i know from past experience inhaling a real stinker on a bus or a plane can send me into a wild frenzy,


  5. stuartlittler Says:

    He def ripped one


  6. tanyafucker Says:

    That ad campaign is so lamely hilar! Maybe the ad should be in prison too for sucking so much.


  7. Beef Says:

    Fuck that Chinaman.


  8. my two cents worth Says:

    givs new meaning to the phrase ‘Gimme some head, Gimme some head!


  9. clam burglar Says:

    Check out Vince Li’s mug.
    The filthy rat-bastard.

    http://www.nancarrow-webdesk.com/warehouse/storage2/2008-w31/img.285474_t.jpg


  10. hungLi rike the wolf Says:

    the bus was no longer on its way to manitoba, it had passed brandon, it was in manitoba. i thought you guys were from canada?


  11. suckallo Says:

    I found the dude’s myspace page, he was a total juaggalo. if I was on a bus in canada sitting next to a juggalo for 44 hours, I’d cut a fool’s head off my own self. I don’t blame the guy one bit. I bet he has a half-smoked cigarette behind his ear, too. fuck that guy. Vince Li is my hero!


  12. dinglebells Says:

    Insane Clown Posse? Really? Wow. Vince’s lawyer could have him on the streets within a day if he plays that shit for the jury.


  13. hungLi... Says:

    Vince Li lives in edmonton, and if anything will drive you to murder and cannibalism, its living in edmonton


  14. my two cents worth Says:

    dat guy must really like headcheese


  15. Butchie Says:

    Damn Canadians trying to copy our awesome American crimes.


  16. stewed Says:

    Didn’t SNFU predict this PINKY? Yeah, you know they did!


  17. Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

    reality is like a ride on the bus


  18. Leslie Gordon Says:

    Already in production is the CTV film telling the story of this tragedy, “Heading East”


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