Now, more than ever the wealthy need our help. Please do not assume wealth means having money because it really means leading an existence that is so easy that it isn’t easy. So the next time a wealthy person drives by in a Lamborghini Hummer SLR, nod at them solemnly and let them know you understand that it ain’t easy being made from green. If you don’t believe me, Check out her “it ain’t east being rich” face while she flips through the magazine.
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What cha expect bitch, ya married a dude named Slade.
08.05.08 at 5:35 pm
I know everyone’s going to pile on about what a self-centered bitch she is or whatever.
What you don’t realize, though, is that she’s ugly, too.
08.05.08 at 9:33 pm
woof.
08.06.08 at 1:00 am
Why is she looking through the blinds as if she can’t go anyway?
The cars and the houses… and the bling and the whole sha’bang…
08.06.08 at 9:24 am
Being rich only sucks if you’re profoundly boring in the absence of people telling you what to do.
08.06.08 at 8:06 pm
what a turd!
08.07.08 at 12:08 am
She never actually got married to Slade, they were just engaged and then broke up. And she’s not rich at all, she’s just a gold digger who immigrated from Peru.
Apparently none of you guys watch Real Houswives of Orange County like I do.
08.08.08 at 12:54 am
They way she says ‘houses’ makes my skin crawl.
08.09.08 at 8:57 am
usually, you are working when someone name Slade makes you stay home on call all day.
08.14.08 at 11:17 am