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Imagine hitching your life’s dreams to these three horrible dreams. You are at the point in your life where David Hasselhoff is going to decide whether or not you will be allowed into the sacred world of entertainment. Look at him apply what little logic there may be to judging this freak show. God knows I want to entrust Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and David Hasselhoff with deciding who the ultimate talent in America is. Actually, this is Heaven.
It’s kind of like watching COPS if the suspects were allowed to go free after they impress the cops with their only talent.

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9 Comments

kurgan Says:

piers morgan is a cunt

08.06.08 at 2:01 pm
tight-ass tommy twoballs Says:

everything is a standing ovation. “give me a break”

08.06.08 at 5:46 pm
derka derka Says:

i never knew richard grieco was a magician.

08.06.08 at 6:07 pm
ladycakes Says:

poor bastards xo carnage

08.07.08 at 12:06 am
ladycakes Says:

ya know what.i agree with Sharon,Piers,and David in the way they judge people in Americas Got Talent ’cause u gotta imagine urself like 1/2 an hour watching somebody do something and besides they are not bad , they just tell u the truth and encourage u.like David says ‘IT’S AMERICAS GOT TALENT’ , not FOOLS GOT TALENT.

08.07.08 at 12:53 am
Gayboners Says:

…and I want to make that dream *brief pregnant pause* a reality.

08.07.08 at 7:45 am
jiffy Says:

imagine you didn’t make it because of HASSELHOFFF’S vote.. or worse you DID make it because of his vote.

08.08.08 at 12:42 pm
sockcucker Says:

“Dangerous!…Awesome!”

08.10.08 at 4:47 pm
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